My dog overdosed on Widow trim

Made some hash last night. Ran it twice through the bubble bags. Then boiled it up and make some canna-butter.

My partner didn't do a good job of disposing of the waste. The buttery wet trim was just thrown back in the woods.

Well, 12hrs later I notice my dog is just laying in a pool of its own piss. I try to get it to move and it can't walk. Like its legs keep crossing and stumbling..... So living in the country, I assume a spider/snake bit him last night and he is going into paralysis or some shit. I pick him and up take him to the vet.

5 mins in the vets office, I'm explaining I have no idea what happened when all of a sudden the dog pukes up the greenest of chronic green pukes....

Now I know for certain what's wrong with my dog. But the vet wants to keep it overnight as he ran a bunch of tests and they all came back showing my pup to be healthy...... He's just tripping balls.


But makes me wonder. I've been pretty high, but I've never seen a human that high. Anyone out there ever get so stoned that you just piss your pants all day??? I've heard some crazy Amsterdam space cake stories that sound similar.

not really. Maybe that dipshit cop who ate the browqnies and called 911 lol.

The vet just called. He ate some food and can now stand unassisted for brief periods. lol... my dog is stooonnneed.. I feel so sorry for it. and I'm kind of jealous.

In other news, my partner's dog evidently ate some too and has been acting stupid/funny all day.

I hear eating marijuana can definitly put you on your ass. You cant relate a dogs high to a humans high tho . I mean dogs eat cat poo ffs, im sure he was just reallllllly stoned and just felt so lazy and didnt feel like getting up to pee lol.

Poor dogs Hopefully you guys are more careful with disposing your waste next time.. I'm sure you dont want to put him through that again.

lol this is sad and hilarious at the same time.

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lol this is sad and hilarious at the same time.

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WOW. no joke....kinda careless of you tho man. garbage disposal all the remainings next time.

When I was a teenager my uncle had a doberman that would follow the joint around when it was passed. He would put his head in your lap til you blew him your exhale and then he would go to the next person. Laziest doberman I have ever seen.

Hahahahaha the dog learned his lesson not to eat that kinda shit again... unless he liked it...

^^^^ laziest doberman u ever seen! Lololo



Seriously tho, not kool dude. Now ur dog will never wanna get high again. Guess its a good way to scare him straight. Maybe if I ate a ounce my 1st time. I wouldnt of tried it again, after i pissed myself

Ace Smoking said:

Made some hash last night. Ran it twice through the bubble bags. Then boiled it up and make some canna-butter.

My partner didn't do a good job of disposing of the waste. The buttery wet trim was just thrown back in the woods.

Well, 12hrs later I notice my dog is just laying in a pool of its own piss. I try to get it to move and it can't walk. Like its legs keep crossing and stumbling..... So living in the country, I assume a spider/snake bit him last night and he is going into paralysis or some shit. I pick him and up take him to the vet.

5 mins in the vets office, I'm explaining I have no idea what happened when all of a sudden the dog pukes up the greenest of chronic green pukes....

Now I know for certain what's wrong with my dog. But the vet wants to keep it overnight as he ran a bunch of tests and they all came back showing my pup to be healthy...... He's just tripping balls.


But makes me wonder. I've been pretty high, but I've never seen a human that high. Anyone out there ever get so stoned that you just piss your pants all day??? I've heard some crazy Amsterdam space cake stories that sound similar.

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I was wondering if this has happened to other dog owners before. I have a very large dog, well I have 3 actually, but she is the biggest at 100 lbs. and man, she eats everything. Very well behaved and not piggy, but I mean she LOVES everything.... radishes, tomatoes, banana, oranges, Loquats, etc etc.... and weed!
In the beginning when my wife and I adopted this dog ( she was 9 when we got her ), she realized right away the weed was good. She would just walk over and start munching on the still growing plant. It took a few times, but she realized that I didn't want her doing that. The compromise was anything which fell off was hers.

Then the first trim came and she went crazy.... I didn't really think about it. The leaves were falling like green snowflakes and this hundred pound 9 year old rescue dog is bouncing like a 3 year old dog. We were all having a good time! It was harvest day!

Well, just like your dog.... My gal was DEAD asleep, so I thought everything was cool. The I noticed a dark spot underneath her hip....and just like you it was pee, and lots of it. Once I made eye contact as she heavily lifter her lids, I knew she was super wasted.
Like I said, she eats everything , so I gave her some orange juice, which she lapped up .... slowly....very. It took some doing to roll her out of the way and onto a towel to clean her and the floor up. Again, like your dog, mine couldn't walk. Wasted....

Now whenever I trim, I control just how much she can have....because she is still hot to trot for the stuff.

CrackerJax said:

I was wondering if this has happened to other dog owners before. I have a very large dog, well I have 3 actually, but she is the biggest at 100 lbs. and man, she eats everything. Very well behaved and not piggy, but I mean she LOVES everything.... radishes, tomatoes, banana, oranges, Loquats, etc etc.... and weed!
In the beginning when my wife and I adopted this dog ( she was 9 when we got her ), she realized right away the weed was good. She would just walk over and start munching on the still growing plant. It took a few times, but she realized that I didn't want her doing that. The compromise was anything which fell off was hers.

Then the first trim came and she went crazy.... I didn't really think about it. The leaves were falling like green snowflakes and this hundred pound 9 year old rescue dog is bouncing like a 3 year old dog. We were all having a good time! It was harvest day!

Well, just like your dog.... My gal was DEAD asleep, so I thought everything was cool. The I noticed a dark spot underneath her hip....and just like you it was pee, and lots of it. Once I made eye contact as she heavily lifter her lids, I knew she was super wasted.
Like I said, she eats everything , so I gave her some orange juice, which she lapped up .... slowly....very. It took some doing to roll her out of the way and onto a towel to clean her and the floor up. Again, like your dog, mine couldn't walk. Wasted....

Now whenever I trim, I control just how much she can have....because she is still hot to trot for the stuff.

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Now whenever I trim, I control just how much she can have.

LMFAO!!!! Still laughing minutes later!!!

My wife said u guys a cruel. But i cant stop laughing! Stoned ass OJ drinkin dogs. Hilarious

my dog ate a pound of canna butter, took me about 4 hours to figure out what she did. Then today she ate canna peanut butter, she is sick now, just going to have to ride it out with her. I did not think that dogs had cbd receptors, dont know if horses do or goats for that matter. but they do like the fan leaves and the stripped bushes.

What can I say, my dog loves to get buzzed.

But she won't mess with anything if it is out. Now if you pass by and accidentally knock a bud nugget on the floor.... F'n Flash Gordon couldn't pick that bud up fast enough. The dog is just a bur of moving mass, and ye best get out of the bee line.

I don't let her get to that state anymore, just crispy, like me! It's not all the time!

^^^^ still laughing!!

Fekkin dogs.... gotta luv the pups.

LOL, nice to see I'm not the only one out there to have made this mistake. Just to clarify, I would not feed my dog trim on purpose. It doesn't like eating green like some of you have said your dogs do. And usually I dispose of all plant waste in a fire, but my partner didn't know about this and I was asleep at 4am.

The vet called the house and talked to the ol' lady. They still have no idea what the problem was, but they were happy to report that the dog is recovering. They put him a cocktail of medications and stated that if I had been any later that the dog could have died..... I understand what they're saying because I seriously thought he was dying or something until I saw the puke. Then it was apparent the dog was just hella fucked up. I feel real sorry for him. I overdosed on the L once and got stuck on the ground 12hrs. sucked.. But in other news the butter is fantabulous..... I mean, It would just about have to be if the trim can go through 4 Bubble Bags two times, boiled in butter two times, strained, and discarded while still royally destroying two dogs.

Oh, and by the way, my dog is a St. Bernard. He's still young but weighs 120lbs. He absolutely hates being picked up, but was totally chill while my partner and I grabbed an end and carried him out of the house.... The Vet said a Great Dane was in last week with the exact same symptoms... SCooOoobby ScooOoby DOO ~!!

Well she won't do that again!!


Great Dane!! Try moving that around.
When I'm done trimming I give her the empty tree stalk.... you'd think I had given her a NY strip steak.

That's all some funny shit man. I've been Lmfao through this whole thread. Don't get me wrong I feel sorry for the dogs. I got an English Mastiff and when we smoke, he don't like that shit one bit but If I was to drop some bud on the floor he's on it like stink on shit man but I don't think He's ever ate enough to get high.