My first felony evasion plan!

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dylan321123

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A major step for my in my recreational use of marijuana. The plan is the eat it method. How many felony evasion plans do you have related to weed?
 
I had planned to have my car 100 percent free of illegal things with the expectation of being searched. This is all business
 
there is no full proof method ............each cop is different so u can not plan for all the varibles

the best thing to do is to take 10.000 dollars and retain a lawyer (u have to do research and find the best one in your area ) the easiest way is to ask the cops what lawyer do they hate seeing in court

now if u are picked up for anything the lawyer is already on the books and can post the bail out of your retainer


here is the only method that works ( have a 2 liter bottle of gas or shine in the car and be prepared to step out dump it in the car and burn it )
and of course the car is never in your name (this way it can always be picked up by the owner instead of impounding )
 
okay, your going to need a backpack, a small weather balloon, a compressed cylinder of helium, a rip cord, some ingenuity, a gps, balls the size of pears (no bigger otherwise you will need special underwear), watch every single macguyver, an rc plane with 2 servos that is also able to be controlled via cellphone and the most innocent smile ever.
 
you obviously retain a high IQ. why dont you just get one of those fucking things that shotgun proof and has carbon paper inside and an extremely heavy duty industrial strength magnet and just put it under your car the least likely place a cop will look? unless youre going into mexico but you sound 14 or 15 years old so not likely eh? Idk what you mean " all business" but your business cant be going to well if youre just figuring out how to not get caught up. BTW even in states with extreme marijuana laws you need a couple zones to make it a felony charge otherwise its typically a class c misdemeanor for paraphanalia, and a class a or b misdemeanor depending on ammount carried. If you can really eat dried weed from the time you pull over and mr bacon gets to your window, then my hats off to you. but you cant. once upon a time I ate 3 grams of wax when getting pulled over and I threw up untl my stomach was empty. have fun. stay in school. stay out of trouble. emphasis on that last one
 
justugh said:
here is the only method that works ( have a 2 liter bottle of gas or shine in the car and be prepared to step out dump it in the car and burn it )
and of course the car is never in your name (this way it can always be picked up by the owner instead of impounding )
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i ate 88 hits of acid during a traffic stop.The yellow felix the cats.That was in interesting evening(week end).Also my first big trip
 
I know that an essential part of my felony evasion plan will be to discuss it on an open Internet forum! What could possibly go wrong?
 
slowbus said:
i ate 88 hits of acid during a traffic stop.The yellow felix the cats.That was in interesting evening(week end).Also my first big trip
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My first biggie was a tipped off raid, back when I was about 3 years older than this kid. My roommate and I ripped a sheet of smiley blotter in half and each ate a half, chewed it like gum, drinking orange juice as the police searched our place. Fuck. That was AWESOME!!! Long slow trip, mellowed with brandy and weed, and an occasional handful of shrooms.

I miss trippin' ...

Oh yeah, OP. Stupid plan. You're failing at the pot thing, seriously.

That lawyer on retainer, that's your best bet. Follow that up with BEING LEGAL. In the event that you overstep the bounds of legality, that's what your lawyer's for. And, a car search?

I got pulled over for swerving and erratic driving, on my way home from work at 1:30 in the morning. I had 2 e-cigs, and 2 more cartridges, I had 3 knives in plain sight (a carpet razor, my pocket knife, and my "mango knife" a 4" fish boning knife.) I had way too much cologne on, and the car still smelled of freshly run down skunk. This officer is KNOWN for his DUI stops, he's been number 1 DUI bust officer for a few years... I had my shit ready, had a reasonable explanation for swerving, the cologne (have YOU ever tried to aim left handed, sir? Sorry about that,) the skunk smell (about 4 miles up the highway, boss, I didn't hit him, but I musta run through the musk puddle,) and the knives (just as explained above, mango, pocket, work razor) Oh, and, I have digital plates, so the cop already also knew who I was, and my nasty record. Be chill, be respectful, and don't be overly willing to assist him in his/her job. Wait for them to ask you things, don't act like this is your 1000th stop, and you thought there would be balloons after the insurance. You'll get shaken for that, quick.

EDIT: Forgot to mention, I had 2 packed bowls with me, and 3.5 grams, ground up, for quick onie breaks. All of that was in the bag, right next to my wallet that he watched me pull out, and in the center console. I was baked, but the swerving/erratic driving was caused by my burn, and needing to shift left handed. I didn't get searched.
 
I can't even remember the time when I had so little weed I would be able to actually eat all of it in an entire day, let alone a few minutes...
 
Op theres no way you could eat that much in a matter of minutes. By the time u pull over the cops are already out of there cruiser and on the way to your window.
 
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