My girlfriend ate a dog....

sso

sso

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there was a guy,

that looked into a mirror and said

"fuck this! im going into comedies!"
 
rowlman

rowlman

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I tell my dog I'm going to eat him all the time...I even point at the stove. He doesn't care for my sence of humor much, but it still scares the shit out of him.
 
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boneheadbob

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Hemp my brother, you of all people should know we do things we regret later.
Between peer presure and king alcohol we humans are whipped.

It is obvious you love her very much and you forgive her for farting in bed or saying silly things so forgive her 7x7 times and keep being the salt of the earth to her.

If she feels real bad offer to eat some dog so she wont feel like an outcast, you wont have to eat it but it will deepen the bond between you. When she knows you will do anything for her, her female brain pumps admiration juices all through her body and she will show her appreciation in many ways!! :hump:
 
resinousflowers

resinousflowers

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Hepheastus420 said:
Dude me and her are perfectly happy. I clearly stated I would not leave her for this and said it would be stupid to do that. I could have sworn every couple has their disagreements that they work with each other to come to an agreement, well that's what I'm trying to do. My opinion of her doesn't change at all, it's just strange to me.
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when she farts,does her asshole bark?
 
CannaChameleon

CannaChameleon

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The only way you two are going to see eye to eye is if you take the plunge and eat some dog man. Then all these unanswered questions will be aparent. Ever get woken up in the night by barking?, if i were you Id start there.
 
jammin screw

jammin screw

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Lol.... Dog barks at 5 in the morning... U get up "What was that? Ur ol lady downstairs...." It was the neighbors dog"..... STOMP!!!!(that was a sound of that dogs head being choped off!)
 
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