My Grow Room Essentials

Bangaman

Active Member
I thought it would be cool to share some nick-nacks, gizmos, rare tools and grow room tricks I've come up with, borrowed and modified over the years. If you have any cool ones, please do share.

That said, please do not knock what others say works for them and please share opinions on how to improve ideas or why to stop a certain practice.

These are in no order of importance as they are all of equal importance. The list is no exhaustive but its what I can think of as I write this.

1) Water recycling system:
a) Dehumidifier equipped with an internal pump
b) 60 gallon barrel to collect water from the humidifier

Why? The humidifier hooked up to a humidity port on an atmospheric controller not only captures your evaporation, it allows you to save h2o by reusing it, it saves time - no lugging buckets through the house etc. It helps you know how much h2o is going in and out--The rate of Respiration is a good measure of plant growth. By having the same weight soil in each pot, I am able to know exactly how much water per pot just when first signs of runoff. There is always excess runoff no matter what I do. The good news, and second best thing about this setup is that in the same way the pot runoff contains things we should not dump down the drain too much, the water vapor in your grow room does too. So, I pour any excess runoff from watering right back in the barrel. I only water from that barrel.

2) Electronic pH meter. $39
Why? Like a pilot must know his bearings at ALL TIMES, I must know my pH. The pH in your grow medium (pot) changes as you add nutrients throughout the grow time. One misstep in pH and you are in for a cascading set of trouble. Wrong pH can manifest as anything from nute burn, over watering, light burn, a nute deficiency or even excessively dark leaves as if the plant were healthy when in fact its going to die.
So as you see, I measure pH at every turn and any other method will get in the way literally. My electronic pH meter is not on the dot accurate, but it puts me in the ballpark. Stay away from cheap shit!

3) 5 pounds pool grade pH up and 5 pounds pool grade pH down.
Why? I like my pH to stay put like my dog Roscoe. Master your pH Mathematics, 7 Waters + 4 Soils = 5.5, and 8 Waters + 5 Soils = 6.5.
Know by heart how many teaspoons of pool grade pH down or up per gallon to change your pH up or down by 1 pH point and by 0.5 pH point.

4) Light Intensity reader. $9.99
This gizmo is awesome. If your reading is not in the blue, move the plant, or change the bulb.

5) Battery operated siphon pump. $6.99
Why? I measure cups/plant and actually cup-feed them with a 4 cup container one container of water at a time. This can get tedious, but I must know how much water i put in each as each plant dries out at a different rate. With this thing, I measure the water in a bucket and suck it out with the pump into the pot. It also has a hose for even distribution of water around the plant. The hose allows me to water the plants without soaking my flowers.

6) Bathroom Scale
Why? Weight is my primary measure of plant thirst. Like patients in a hospital, all my plants have Bedside notes.

More to come
 

Bugeye

Well-Known Member
My list:
1) prayer flags
2) bangin stereo
3) crystals
4) smoking utensils
5) lighter(s)
6) cigar
7) ice water with a slice of lime
 

Bangaman

Active Member
Nice post but why would you want to bang a man?
Glad you should ask. There are a few assholes on earth I'd LOVE TO "BANG!" Serial killers, Child molesters, Sadist soldiers from Congo, Rwanda, Iraq, Afghanistan, and all those places. They come here claiming to seek asylum but they come to this country and suck-up our resources, fill our prisons, and hurt the innocent.

Yes, I own a .500 Smith & Wesson Magnum that plops a massive 350gr JHP bullet, well over 3340 foot-pounds of energy, and trust me, I LOVE BANGING IT, just give me one tiny reason, and BANG! Get an eye the size of a baseball in your forehead. I never leave home without it. I would have loved to be gay and in that Orlando nightclub, I would have Banged that loser Arab to his 72 virgins in his extremist heaven. Some times I roam the streets at night looking for guys doing what they need not be doing just so I can bang them and claim self defense, that they were going to kill me with their MMA moves and thats why he was on top of me. I never fantasize about banging chicks, not even my first wife after left me, and took everything. The thought of banging the mother of my child never crossed my mind no matter how hot under the collar she made me feel.

Just in case you were referring to my user name, Banga means Cannabis in Beti of central Cameroon.
 
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Bangaman

Active Member
Yeah! Take them behind the outhouse, take assholes like Serial killers, Child molesters, Rapists, put them on their knees, make them beg and BANG! those assholes to kingdom come.
 

Bangaman

Active Member
That's the J frame right?
When I got it in 2005, at the time, the S&W 500 Model S&W 500 built on their X-Frame was the most powerful handgun in the world. Only 5 rounds, but man, do I own the range with that thing. When you fire that thing it cowards everyone within a football field range even the most hardened and seasoned audience on their knees grappling for shelter or thinking they've been shot or.... Yes, I am a redneck and YES it makes me feel powerful.

Really, I think something grows bigger on me When I show it off JK. But you feel its deadly power more than when u hold or shoot other guns. With this hand canon you really just have to fire once and if they don't run for the hills u in serious trouble. Have an AR 15 at home for those folks. When it comes to self defense, I think I am at LEAST prepared to help my odds of survival.

If someone keeps coming after they saw the monster flame and heard the ungodly roar of that handgun then no one will blame me for turning them into Swiss cheese.
 

Jp.the.pope

Well-Known Member
I thought it would be cool to share some nick-nacks, gizmos, rare tools and grow room tricks I've come up with, borrowed and modified over the years. If you have any cool ones, please do share.

That said, please do not knock what others say works for them and please share opinions on how to improve ideas or why to stop a certain practice.

These are in no order of importance as they are all of equal importance. The list is no exhaustive but its what I can think of as I write this.

1) Water recycling system:
a) Dehumidifier equipped with an internal pump
b) 60 gallon barrel to collect water from the humidifier

Why? The humidifier hooked up to a humidity port on an atmospheric controller not only captures your evaporation, it allows you to save h2o by reusing it, it saves time - no lugging buckets through the house etc. It helps you know how much h2o is going in and out--The rate of Respiration is a good measure of plant growth. By having the same weight soil in each pot, I am able to know exactly how much water per pot just when first signs of runoff. There is always excess runoff no matter what I do. The good news, and second best thing about this setup is that in the same way the pot runoff contains things we should not dump down the drain too much, the water vapor in your grow room does too. So, I pour any excess runoff from watering right back in the barrel. I only water from that barrel.

2) Electronic pH meter. $39
Why? Like a pilot must know his bearings at ALL TIMES, I must know my pH. The pH in your grow medium (pot) changes as you add nutrients throughout the grow time. One misstep in pH and you are in for a cascading set of trouble. Wrong pH can manifest as anything from nute burn, over watering, light burn, a nute deficiency or even excessively dark leaves as if the plant were healthy when in fact its going to die.
So as you see, I measure pH at every turn and any other method will get in the way literally. My electronic pH meter is not on the dot accurate, but it puts me in the ballpark. Stay away from cheap shit!

3) 5 pounds pool grade pH up and 5 pounds pool grade pH down.
Why? I like my pH to stay put like my dog Roscoe. Master your pH Mathematics, 7 Waters + 4 Soils = 5.5, and 8 Waters + 5 Soils = 6.5.
Know by heart how many teaspoons of pool grade pH down or up per gallon to change your pH up or down by 1 pH point and by 0.5 pH point.

4) Light Intensity reader. $9.99
This gizmo is awesome. If your reading is not in the blue, move the plant, or change the bulb.

5) Battery operated siphon pump. $6.99
Why? I measure cups/plant and actually cup-feed them with a 4 cup container one container of water at a time. This can get tedious, but I must know how much water i put in each as each plant dries out at a different rate. With this thing, I measure the water in a bucket and suck it out with the pump into the pot. It also has a hose for even distribution of water around the plant. The hose allows me to water the plants without soaking my flowers.

6) Bathroom Scale
Why? Weight is my primary measure of plant thirst. Like patients in a hospital, all my plants have Bedside notes.

More to come

I feel stupid, can you explain what you mean by pH mathematics? Very interested but do not understand the water + soils analogy :)


@Bangaman
 
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