I'm an admitted cat hater .....
My wife is a cat LOVER .... without me as a buffer she'd be freaky cat lady with 200 cats... I forced her to settle for 2, especially since I don't like the thought of anything going without enough food, shelter, litter etc in life....
So we have two cats. One is a complete and total attention WHORE. This damned cat LOVES LOVES LOVES and then LOVES some more. When he's not getting his love he's PISSY!!! That's him watching my wife's goldfish..
Oddly he's TERRIFIED of thunderstorms and hides behind the toilet when it thunders at all.
The interesting thing is he wants to be my best friend in the whole world when I'm stoned. He comes up and will let me pet him until I'm done, it's usually the other way around. I go to sleep stoned and I wake up and he's cuddled up in the crook of my arm. I don't know why but he ONLY does this when I'm high..
Then there's the little one. She HATES everyone, but loves to tease us by sitting there looking absolutely adorable. She's the ultimate bitch, she knows she's beautiful, she knows everyone loves her, and she won't let anyone touch her at all. Here she is ....
That is all....
--RT76