my plant is getting there.

omg i was eatin and you got me thinking of that pube thing again...yummy....

i never seen it before have you tried pulling it off?
isit one of you're hairs cats,dogs anything outher than growing on it!!

no it was a single strand of cotton.
i placed it there for the shot.

it was a complete set-up apart from the wrong post that happened twice, once in the middle, i was doing my real journal and i got a bite on the thread, so i typed as freddy without changing browsers, lol , but i quikly edited it and no one noticed. the last time near the end i could not be bothered and wanted to come clean.


i have re potted it i will post pics tomorrow as i am knacked


thanks all

have fun

I knowed it, I knowed it, and so did misshestermoffit!!! Ha Ha, good one . Had me going for a bit tho.........Kinda hard to pull that off and be consistent about it (which you were!) UK Cyrus hit the nail on the head. Love ya!! Great joke!!!
Glad you repotted it. It deserves a chance after the "bashing" it took in this thread. Poor little thing. It just might suprize us all and be a huge female and yeild ya 4 or 5 lbs!!! (NOT)

yes pirate i enjoyed doing it as well. i got rid of the other 5 soil plants today and i had to keep the mutant (just to see what happens).

ok for all the people who want to know about lil mutie here's a pic

it has put forth 2 node type growth's the older deformed leaves are slowly dyeing it is going to live and it likes its new pot.




Freddy says "da hoe she is slamin like man, dis is gonna bee as good as dat fdd2k's monster plant man just u chek it"

lmao this whole thing was soo great

im interested to see if you get mutant boods

thank you Todayisagreenday.

i am just happy if i put a smile on your face..

"cud i just like put a blue baloon on da lite" ( classic ) i was laughing to myself as i wrote it so i knew others would be to.

Mutant lookin pretty good. She might have some dank buds. Why did you get rid of the other soil plants?

i was running out of room in my grow room. if you want to see look here https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/93135-second-grow-first-time-hydro.html#post1095735 the last few pages will show you why.

you do relize you don't have to enter ***** when you say fuck,shit,ass,cunt. were not in playschool BOATARD haha, that still cracks me up, but i gusse you'll just never understand.

i swear very little on forums as some people find it offensive. but i get the point i did not want to ostracize too many people, as the thread would have ended too soon.

Big up da RIU CRUW DIGGADY

haha posting in epic thread.

Hilarious, Very well done M8. I was reading it between uploading pics in the Journal. The missus was asking what the hell I was laughing at. She read most of it too deffo + rep for putting smiles on ALL our faces. Thanks brother

glad you like it DJ.

kulan hunter said:

NoNoNo

freddy is not real please read the thread in it's entirety.


for those who know i will be re-potting the soil plants tonight. i know the little mutant does not need a new pot but it's getting one.

for those who have failed to read the entire thread

da bich hoe she need a new hom like
i fink it wil help
i wont have to piss as much on er like
i is hopin 4 a bangin crop from dis 1
i is hopin 4 aboat 3-4 bars off it man
i no it can bee dun like cos mi m8 said

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LMAO

Brilliant sat night reading KULAN i take my hat off to you

It"s just a pity you didn"t carry on with this thread you could of got another ten pages out of it LOL

Rep is on its way to you

just happy to have made a few people laugh. i should have done it for a bit longer, but i did not want to upset anyone too much. lol

the freddy account was set up for a friend so he could keep track of my plants. but a week later he set his own up and it was a shame to waste an account so freddy was born.

freddy is a mix of ali G and detritus (from terry pratchett's discworld)

Obituary

To any and all who have traveled this short journey with Freddy i wish to say thank you on behalf of Freddy.

during a scouting misson to find a light for lil mutie, sadly freddy was killed,

he was on the roof of ASDA (walmart) the big W in Manchester checking out the lights when i spilt the 5 litre Blue paint on the fitting, this did not kill him but as he fell from the roof his pants got snagged on a billboard fitting and were ripped off, along with his boxer shorts, unfortunately at the time there was a lesbian woman's protest out side campaigning about how shaving gear should be on the same shelf as tam pax. with his speech slurred from the fall and his mode of speech not being great things took a turn for the worse.

Freddy sadly past away during an operation to remove 12 rape alarms from his anus. as the only person to have had dealings with Freddy i agreed to take lil mutie and give him/her a new home, if you want to see it. it is now part of my grow journal.

FreddyGotFingered u wil bee sadley mised.

"Big Up Da RIU Crew"

A moment of silence for freddy. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
You will sadly be missed.
Im gonna burn one for you man!

On a good note i have

12 slightly soiled rape alarms for sale going 'cheap'. lol

FreddyGotFingered said:

i av bin grow'n this plant for like 20 days right.
it had a rouf start like, but i fink i got it now, it's like wick'ed,
7 days ago it was nasty but since i started to piss on it. it got better. so wat yer fink.

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will miss freddy so much lmfao

R.I.P. Freddy, your witty banter will be missed .

Kulan, you are fucking brilliant. I dig on, what seems to be, this big elaborate joke. I read through the whole thing because this Freddy character was really THAT dumb. Got some giggles out of this. I thought this was all in seriousness until the "Americans don't speak English" part lmao. Thanks for the entertainment. + rep for sure. good luck with your mutant plant there.