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Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
We gotta keep it going, though. KingJMS came up with the best ones, I think he actually invented them all himself. I'm just a rip-off artist, no weed means no inspiration. :lol: The Weed Standard.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
OMG, you're killing me over here. My husband is all about Walker Texas ranger, I can here the song now,

"when you're in the weed look behind you,
cause that's where FDD's, gonna be. " :leaf:


Do you roundhouse kick for weed? :-P



fdd is like martin sheen in platoon...all creeping thru the bushes in facepaint.

He takes soil ph by nibbling the dirt...has a weather knee to predict precipitaion and humidity conditions. He practices arcane and esoteric pot growing methods such as prudent pruning, swinging from the branches, and dragging his bud thru the mud...

He's kinda like the chuck norris of ganja...
 

wackymack

Well-Known Member
those are some thick ass stocks. do you start all your plants indoor over the winter?to get plants that big and thick got to be 9+ months old
 

KingJMS

Well-Known Member
those are some thick ass stocks. do you start all your plants indoor over the winter?to get plants that big and thick got to be 9+ months old
fdd does not 'start plants inside in the winter' like mortal men... he germinates them in his mouth for a second (any longer stewing in his fertile saliva would cause them to burst into growth in his mouth...), then throws them into the ground with such swift skill and strength that the seeds EXPLODE into bloom and ready to be harvested within moments!

kiss-ass

true ish tho... it's pretty impressive to watch a grown man play under such sweet shrubbery...

one day, maybe. i need to get the basics first.

when i do tho... :weed:

...I will SMOKE EVEN MORE WEED!!!!:fire: :clap:
pass some bbqchips, please.
 

Seamaiden

Well-Known Member
Here... :lol: :lol:

Fdd never worries about hermies. The moment the wrong plant sprouts sacs he roundhouse kicks them into womanhood.

Ok, that wasn't very good, but at least I tried.
 

KingJMS

Well-Known Member
Would this be considered hijacking his thread? You guys better beware fdd's wrath.
wrath?

I mean, we're all in here, high, having a silly little time...I suppose while technically, yes, we did jack fdd's thread addressing a grave concern of his...fdd is staff. I'm sure if he has a problem with how folks are acting, he'll

#1 be able to articulate such a concern

#2 have the authority to take whatever action he feels best prevents forest fires...

Furthermore, if fdd were upset with how someone were acting on the internet, all he'd have to do is call up his buddy al gore (the inventor of the internet) and ol al will delete them from the master server list at his LEED platinum mansion.

If that happens, that person would possibly suffer a fate worse than death...all jason borne and shix.
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
Once FDD had a plant that turned male. Then it realized who it was fucking with so it yanked it's own roots up and ran way.

True story, I met that male plant in a truckstop in Indiana, he told me all about it.
 

fdd2blk

Well-Known Member
when i started this thread i was serious. i had some things to say. oh well.

is it becomes it's me, or does this happen to everyone? just wondering. (the hijacking and the pm's)
 

berbonber

Well-Known Member
when i started this thread i was serious. i had some things to say. oh well.

is it becomes it's me, or does this happen to everyone? just wondering. (the hijacking and the pm's)
how come the 'Edited at' message doesnt appear once youv edited your post?
 
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