My wife is out of the state. What should I do?
- Thread starter UncleBuck
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dannyboy602
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Help find Pinhead. Or Roundworm. Whichever.
Metasynth
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Who? And waste precious milking minutes?
Singlemalt
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Traitorous whore, quisling. Pinworm loved you
Metasynth
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I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. No one here but us chickens.....
Unclebaldrick
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Does your method of friendly turtle identification involve masturbating? It does, doesn't it?
Unclebaldrick
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Wait, pinworm is a roundhead?
UncleBuck
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i prefer to microwave a bagel, but that sounds pretty OK too.
ruffrider
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Microwave the bagel then have sex with it .
Metasynth
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Welcome to the conversation. What did you think he was gonna do with it? Put cream cheese and lox on it?Microwave the bagel then have sex with it .
UncleBuck
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well, i am honorary jewish.
Singlemalt
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Sourdough boule filled with hot brie
Metasynth
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I love lox and bagels...A few capers, some red onion, a slice of tomato...Magnificent. Even cured my own gravlox before.
Metasynth
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Mmm...Good idea. Though I love some good clam chowder in a boule as well...Sourdough boule filled with hot brie