Nature Calls, Good Bye Society Hello Reality- Beardos In The Mist-Free At Last

bowlfullofbliss

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sounds like he did pretty well if he lasted for two months
It was crazy Chosen.....he was found dead, sitting under a tree, by the family dog 2 months after he took off. He was less than 1/4 mile from home. No one knows where he was, how he lived, or any details about what the hell happened. Wherever he went, he was on his way back and almost made it. Fucking sad. He was a 1/2 brother to my wife, his mom and his/her (my wife's) dad met in a mental institution, and had 2 kids, Josh was beyond disturbed.

The dog smelled him, and took off running during a walk in the woods his dad was on looking for him. I think he is much better off this way, he never stood a chance at a normal life from the get go. The letters he was sending to my wife for months prior to his disappearance were random letters and words strung together with little legible and understandable content. The exception was an ongoing story about how he was in the cival war, as a soldier, and was desperate to find a woman he was in love with, whom did not exist in the real world. We think he took off to "find" her.

I drew the connection to sasquach and Josh's invented woman with these two stories. Beardo made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.
 

The Outdoorsman

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Lol. I can applaud the effort Beardo but I'm affraid your about 100-200 years late for that.

I see two possibilities:

A) You become another one of the fortunate souls that is on the receiving end of my dollar bill handout.

B) You actually start making it on your own, but shortly get discovered, arrested, and resort back to plan A.
 

smok3h

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Beardo, I expect you'll have the same success as Christopher McCandless.

Except you'll definitely end up fucking a sasquatch first.
 

The Outdoorsman

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On the other hand if you currently have a home, electricity, and by some chance television?

Just watch the classic Robert Redford film, Jeremiah Johnson. You'll get the placebo effect of being a mountain man.

Guaranteed
 

Hepheastus420

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Beardo, in your honor, I will now perform a trick using a belt and a chair. Don't worry, it's only to thrill, not to kill..

Enjoy your sasquatch buddy!
 
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