Near death experiences?

damn dude. youre lucky nothing really bad happened. what happened to your friend?

he gashed his eyebrow open, and my head was split .
we both hit the windshield at exactley the same time, like two big bullseyes we didnt go through it but the window flew out!
we survived as you know!
The bridge is now named after me (well with my friends and fam).
good luck mate

doobnVA said:

You had a cracked skull and a brain hemorrhage and they let you go home the next day?

WTF kind of hospital were you at?

The other guy who got ran over was in the hospital for 5 weeks, and all he had were some cuts....

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lmao i love ur avatar

heres mine... ill keep it short.... got in an accident... car hit black ice... fish tailed..went into ditch flipped on hood.. car totalled..

guess its not that bad... but still.. seat belt saved my life

ive never had any REAL near death experiences. the closest thing in my safe little life would be when i went to puerto rico for vacation. i was next in line to go paraslidding. as i was about to get strapped up some guy jumps in front of me and gets dressed. so im pissed and he goes up. out of NOWHERE literally sunny without clouds one second badass storm the next. fast fucking winds. hurts so bad it stings to walk in the sands. huge surf. rain. everything of a real bad ocean storm hitting land. and all the while that guy is up there full height. and you know its even worse out there. then next thing you know. SNAP you see him flying away. the chord broke.

turns out he would of landed in the lions and tigers cages they had outside our hotel resort if he didnt know how to steer the thing. he turned out to be an expert in sky diving.

i was only 12 so i didnt know shit about how to steer the thing. i just wanted to be dragged by a boat tied to a string with a parachute

too numerious to count i guess.but how bout the time we bounced across all 3 lanes of I-95oncoming traffic. landed in a culvert on other side.car was wrecked, im fine,girl is fine cept my hand print bruised into her chest cause i pinned her two the seat w/my hand!been under a guard rail in a lil MG sports car. been t-boned by drunken driver and a few more.im seriously either the luckiest or unluckiest prson in the world.i got plenty of others too!proably why i love everyday my eyes open! PEACE