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KukoKush

Active Member
This is an Ad.

anyone with the ability to invent the time machine, please pm me.

I'm in dire need to go forward exactly 8 weeks from today.

preferences:
- I expect you to be able to handle most of the calculations.
- I will do all the metalworking and soldering

- I prefer you to be a woman
- must be 5'1" - 5'6"
- must have colored eyes (any color but dark brown) (contacts count)
- measurements must be 34D - 26 - 36
- glasses optional
- You may sleep at my house twice a week (bring your own blankets)
- I will provide the food and drink
- Coitus optional

I'll accept a man if he
- Is cool with playing PS3
- Is good at Skullgirls (or any other type of 2 player game)
- Is cool with toking it up everyday, 5 times a day at the least
- MUST make sure not to fuck with my sister (I, literally, will make you eat your dick)
- Is cool with cats (I got two)
- Must bring you own air mattress

Reply promptly




Lol I'm baked :D :joint:
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
I am frightfully allergic to cat. I can tell if a house has recently hosted one.

I am almost certain I'll regret asking, but you have a great advantage here: I'm a bit bored. I'm curious about the 8 weeks. What marvelous event do you anticipate? cn
 
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