need to pass a drug test please help

Bigby

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Get a baby grafted into the lining of your bladder and train it to piss to order using classical conditioning. Then simply make the piss command noise when required to pass the test. (not telling anyone goes equally for illegal baby bladder grafting operations as it does for growing weed - patient and physician)

ps, sorry, I realise that doesn't help. ;-)
 

70's natureboy

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You gotta be shitting me! I swear I would ask for a BJ.
lol, they don't exactly hold my dick but I'm nekked and they are about 4 ft behind me so the Quick fix won't work here. I had this HOT female doctor give me a very good physical and I didn't try to hit that. I was too much in love with my girlfriend at the time I guess; what an idiot I am. I really hope the pectin works because I don't want to quit tokin' (on my personal time not driving time).
 
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