I read the first page and skipped to the last.
Just tell your friends you've never smoked and that you want to try. If they're actually your friends and not just people you're trying to too hard to fit in with (this is key) they'll get you stoned and get you in contact with their hookup. If you're just trying to fit in with people, don't because they won't respect you.
If you want to smoke weed, smoke weed. Just make sure you do it because
you want to and make sure you do some research on its effects (ie: know what you're smoking). Also keep in mind that most people don't feel stoned their first time or two because they don't relax into it, they're constantly wondering how they should be feeling...besides very hungry all of a sudden. Friday really is a good example of what it's like getting someone high for the first time.