New Grower needs help????

THANKS, I 'LL MIX MY DOG PISS WITH MY MOLLASSES. Lots cheaper than buying fertalizer.

Cool thread! I plan to grow a pound in my closet with aeroponics. I don't have money for a water pump so I wanted to know if I can just blow really hard throw a tube every few minutes will that work? I figure I can do that for three months no prob.

Anyways, Can you tell me what strain this is? It kinda smells minty. Maybe a mint Kush? I plan to reverse clone it.

Picasso345 said:

Cool thread! I plan to grow a pound in my closet with aeroponics. I don't have money for a water pump so I wanted to know if I can just blow really hard throw a tube every few minutes will that work? I figure I can do that for three months no prob.

Anyways, Can you tell me what strain this is? It kinda smells minty. Maybe a mint Kush? I plan to reverse clone it.

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Let me help you.

Take the captured tied up dog, that is giving you the dog piss, and stick a tube up his butt and feed him lots of beans. Stick the other end of the tube in the bucket. That way you get the benefit of the Air Bubbles without a pump, and the Co2 at the same time, cheap and easy too.

I fear you MIGHT get tired of blowing in the tube after a month or two.

And that is definitely Mint Kusk. Makes a helluva mint Julip too. I hear it smokes like a menthol cigarette.

I am working on accumalating some fertilizer now. I'l get the mollasses or honey later.

Roseman I just about pissed myself reading that.. Thanks you made my shitty day much brighter!

Thank you for the advise. This thread is just a cesspool of information for newbies like me. All kinds of tricks and short cuts.

IF I can not get any pot seeds, can I just put any seed in a pot and call it a pot seed?

And how do I use my rectal themometer?

Roseman said:

IF I can not get any pot seeds, can I just put any seed in a pot and call it a pot seed?

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fern or buds, who gives a shit!

As long as you put it in a pot it is a pot seed. 1-2-3-5- gallon buckets won't work they may turn out to be anything but pot seeds.
some ppl say feed the soil so the soil can feed the plant the same should apply to your ferts. What do you feed your dog? The dog piss will be very dependent on what it eats. Once you get going you could turn your dog into a vegetarian and feed it all your shake etc, this I believe has never been done but might just be the holy grail of ferts?

And aboiut the rectal thermometer, Shove it up your ass but you need to be in your grow room or closet. If it's too small to go in just at least get your but in as close as you can. Now if you get the chills when you pull down your pants and under pants you know you will have to up the temp in the room, same applies if you start sweating, you need to make it cooler.

mexiblunt said:

As long as you put it in a pot it is a pot seed. 1-2-3-5- gallon buckets won't work they may turn out to be anything but pot seeds.
some ppl say feed the soil so the soil can feed the plant the same should apply to your ferts. What do you feed your dog? The dog piss will be very dependent on what it eats. Once you get going you could turn your dog into a vegetarian and feed it all your shake etc, this I believe has never been done but might just be the holy grail of ferts?

If I feed my dog the shake leaves, will he shit HASH?

And aboiut the rectal thermometer, Shove it up your ass but you need to be in your grow room or closet. If it's too small to go in just at least get your but in as close as you can. Now if you get the chills when you pull down your pants and under pants you know you will have to up the temp in the room, same applies if you start sweating, you need to make it cooler.

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So I can determine the temperature of my grow room by taking my rectal temp while in the grow room? Wow, I would have never thought of that. That is ingenious!
Got any ideas on how to measure the pH?
And what does pH stand for? I heard it meant pot heat. Is that the same, maybe I can use my rectal themometer to check my pH too???
Thanks for all the help, guys.
I'd give ya some REP, but I don;t know how. Does anyone know that That serach thingey doesn't work.

I don't want to come across as a know-it-all so I'll leave the Ph question for another member to take a shot at. I will do a search for ya tho to see why it's not working.

Roseman said:

BTW, I do not have any money to spend, but if someone would tell me how to grow a pound in my closet, I will give them some REP when I learn how to give REP.

thanks,

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Damn son....hmmmmmmmm.....well sir, sit in that closet and eat a shite load of donuts (you'll have to steal them as you have no money)....you'll definitely grow a pound in there.... oh, and by the way, see CrazyFrancine she knows how to give really good rep

Does CFL stand for can't forget lights? Everyone says CFL is good for plants so that must be it. My friend said it did and he is usually right about stuff. Maybe PH stands for pot hole. That's must be were you plant your pot so that's why it's important. I think 5.6 means inches you bury the seeds but then 7 inches must be too deep. I know for a fact that TDS stands for That Devil Seed. I saw it in a documentary on Utube so it has to be true. I'm pretty educated so I get stuff right away.

How do you know CrazyFrancine? She's my half sister on my brothers side but we thought she just ran away. I heard she was a nun for about a week. They kicked her out when she had to pick a new name and she said she wanted to be Sister Mary WTF! That's classic CrazyFrancine. She loved her Black Blueberry. Does she still wear the beanie with the propellor on top?

Not sure but I thought ph stands for pussy hair??
Cause what your gonna get when you got this HAS to be measured.
Too much or too little ph can clog up the airohead pump, jet line thingy sprayer thats puts air in direclty via the intrarootus veinus.

I would recommend feeding the seeds to your cat than they will be full of nutrients by the time they ..you know come back lol

thanks for all the advise guys, I am going to start growing soon.

Haha this thread makes my day, love the part where random people stop by and take it seriously and try and give advise!!! lmao

so how can we make the plants look like a fire hydrant, u know, to streamline the urination process?

budbulldog said:

so how can we make the plants look like a fire hydrant, u know, to streamline the urination process?

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