News Is Getting Involved Due To People Complaining!

Hey all!

I'm looking for some help here... It's kind of a big deal, but it can easily be pushed under the carpet.. if you know what I mean... Well the citizens of my country Libya are now protesting. They hate me! Can you believe that?! This came as a complete shock, which I took very personally! I actually thought it was some kind of prank after all those shannanigans over in Egypt!

Well turns out it was no joke which kind of hurt my feelings, but also disappointed me. Do my people not understand what dictatorship means?

Well I tried scaring them away by killing a few of them after they didn't listen to me when I told them they could protest anywhere but out in streets and town squares. I thought that seemed fair enough, but then the freaking NEWS had to get involved and now the whole world thinks I'm CRAZY!! and now the protesters are fighting back!

I'm really just lost for words at this time and I haven't been able to smoke my signature strain 'Gadaffi-Ganj' all freaking day so I'm just a complete wreck right now...

I think this is complete and utter bullpoo and I'm about to end this and find a country who will freaking accept me for who I am.

come to canada! PLEASE!

Well I tried scaring them away by killing a few of them....outstanding..lmfao

I<3 Bull Dykes said:

come to canada! PLEASE!

Click to expand...

do you gotta place for me to stay? I'm willing to do your dishes

Fuckin media has to go and ruin a good thing.....

auldone said:

Fuckin media has to go and ruin a good thing.....

Click to expand...

You speak the truth brother!

I couldn't even fake my own death! the freaking news had to make it THEIR business, like geeez whiz..

I think you should assassinate yourself.

Fuckin Imperial Japanese style.

Try some napalm or carpet bombs, incindary bombs whatever, get some somalians and give them flame throwers. I'm telling you once you start lighting people on fire everyone will respect your authority. It is some kind of instinct when you see people being napalmed you think- I really don't want to get napalmed today and you will usually relax about whatever was pissing you off so you don't get napalmed.

beardo said:

Try some napalm or carpet bombs incindary bombs whatever get some somalians and give them flame throwers I'm telling you once you start lighting people on fire everyone will respect your authority

Click to expand...

hmmm I'm going to actually take this into consideration.. sounds like a great idea, what made you think of it?

now on the other hand.. I'm really not too keen on assassinating myself, something about it just never really sat with me well..

it only hurts for a minute.

You could get someone else to do it, and you'll go down in the history books.

Gadaffiduck said:

hmmm I'm going to actually take this into consideration.. sounds like a great idea, what made you think of it?

now on the other hand.. I'm really not too keen on assassinating myself, something about it just never really sat with me well..

Click to expand...

I heard you only have good looking female bodyguards, are they still around? I know everyones wondering so I'll just ask- are you hitting that? the bodyguards? Thats pretty pimp Gadaffi, stay up big playa

Louis541 said:

it only hurts for a minute.

You could get someone else to do it, and you'll go down in the history books.

Click to expand...

yeeeah good point...

I just want to weigh out all my options before I go ahead and do something I'll regret you know?

beardo said:

I heard you only have good looking female bodyguards, are they still around? I know everyones wondering so I'll just ask- are you hitting that? the bodyguards? Thats pretty pimp Gadaffi, stay up big playa

Click to expand...

hahahah funny you ask that hahaha

I'm not one to brag but.. of course that's what everyone says right when they're about to brag!

but yes all the rumors are true.


how could you turn these ladies down?

Gadaffiduck said:

how could you turn these ladies down?

Click to expand...

That's right they can't turn you down, your Gadaffi. I think you need to take control of the oil get rid of whatever company is controlling it and take it, It's yours. you should sell it to China and use the money to hire somalian pirates to handle anyone who isn't acting right

Well, the thing is, that oil rig is bringing in a ton of money into our country right now already. If I just sell it to cheap China (yes I said it) I'm afraid I'm not going to get my moneys worth.

Somalian pirates do work for cheap though, I can't remember who told me this, but I remember someone telling me this.

I could also use the fuel to help with that fire plan you thought of earlier...

funny how things come together.. and how one idea can totally spark another, am I right?!

gasoline + styrofoam = napalm.

Louis541 said:

gasoline + styrofoam = napalm.

Click to expand...

just bomb the 3rd worlds.. and clear em out. problem solved.

r1tony said:

just bomb the 3rd worlds.. and clear em out. problem solved.

Click to expand...

Could you please elaborate more on your plan?

I'm not quite understanding your logic.

I don't want more countries hating me when my own already does! c'mon don't you read?

Genocide is just about always the most simple answer.