NO SHIT (well i guess its a dribble)

Jester88

Jester88

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so i have come to a conclusion ppl

RATS AND MICE ARE ALL IN GANGS


as i said before rats and mice are in organized gangs.... no shit for real..

guess i better start with how i came to this conclusion :eyesmoke:

Well i think you guessed the first part was we got a little mouse problem atm fuck it.. But yeah we only had a couple of little ones raiding the joint (Hh aniother thing had some weed in a bowl one night and when i went to check it there was mouse poo.. MEANING THERE STEALING MY BUD.. im not happy jan)

But anyways we gt this mouse problem. We had a few small mice decide to make our house there new home too or so we thought.

there was a couple we could hear and see everynow and then so we killed them via the mouse traps :fire:. so it was cool for a few days now im starting to see one or two bigger ones..OH and theres a rat in the shed ma cat killed one too. but yeah now the little ones are gone theres a bigger one.. now mice dont grow that fast so i know there different....

now the theory i have come up with is simply this...
there into gangs, drugs (my bud is proof) and organized crime..

the bigger mice and rats are like the dons or leaders of the lot. They kick back all day with theyre with theyre body guards (the next size rat/mice down perhaps)... and send the smaller minions out to do theyre dirty work and bring shit back to the hideout... ie: food and my dope

so basically they sit theyre and run the organization stuffing there face GETTING high, selling and playing theyre rat video games and sexing the lady mice/rats (well they gotta get more minions somehow lol)
all that shit ya know.

so anyways: ive killed there smallest minions so theyve had to send out the next lowest in commands (the next rat/mice size up) to do theyre dirty work......
see what im saying... tho

rats and mice are in gangs
im gonna win this little drug war and make sure they leave my dope alone

peace out
j88
:dunce:

p.s remember
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR CONDOMS ARE CHEAPER THAN GUNS
sorry just had to throw that in there
:bigjoint:
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DWR

DWR

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HAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA The rats are totally mafia... the mice are basicly the workers... nice.... :)

why dont u catch some, and put em in a cage and get them high... its so funny, they just look at you, and lay on the side. !!!!!!! WHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
Jester88

Jester88

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no shit.... well i spose its a lot for a mouse. apparently they like buds so yeah they prolly love it..

nah im using ratsack and mouse traps to catch them cought two in one the first time lol
 
DWR

DWR

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Jester88 said:
no shit.... well i spose its a lot for a mouse. apparently they like buds so yeah they prolly love it..

nah im using ratsack and mouse traps to catch them cought two in one the first time lol
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clean up m8, block holes.... you wont be having to kill animals
 
Jester88

Jester88

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the ratsack was put in the walls and safe places (i got a dog i dont want getting hurt) and a cat

also the house is clean i dont know y the fuck they harras me i seriously think its the buds lol.

and i have blocked all theyr hols...

im just convinced they are in a gang and they mean business... i live near fruit trees and what not that where they come from im fairly sure.

also i still like that bud ya got in ya hand bro
heres a rep :) was gonna rep ya when i first seen it but forgot lol
 
DWR

DWR

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Jester88 said:
the ratsack was put in the walls and safe places (i got a dog i dont want getting hurt) and a cat

also the house is clean i dont know y the fuck they harras me i seriously think its the buds lol.

and i have blocked all theyr hols...

im just convinced they are in a gang and they mean business... i live near fruit trees and what not that where they come from im fairly sure.

also i still like that bud ya got in ya hand bro
heres a rep :) was gonna rep ya when i first seen it but forgot lol
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^^ sure man.... i dont mean your house is ugly. i mean clean up the whole house.. meaning get some proffesionals in to clean it proporly.. so u dont kill more mice.... im sure if squirted cold water from a nozzle in to there places, they would flee out the house....
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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fill their holes with steel wool before you block them, they won't be wanting to chew through that crap.

If your cat catches one, make sure kitty gets the "good kitty" treatment with lots of rubbing afterward. Even cats like a reward.

Long ago we used to actually move furniture out of our cats way. If he was stalking one, we'd tear the house apart so he could get it. That was a great cat, I miss him..... RIP Alex P Kitten........ 1989 - 2006
 
Jester88

Jester88

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no shit i just gave u a moments silence for alex p kitten :) ...respect

my cats name is butthead. hes a cool cat bit of a loner but getting soft in his old age..

i let him catch them its in a cats nature... though i cut sic when he kills birds but that too is in his nature so ya cant be too mean... my dog caught a rat lol ;)

to dwr
blocking their holes, the cat, the dog, ratsack and mouse traps arent keeping them away.

i just want them to die... sorry ppl i love most animals but im sick of these mobster mice stealing shit. specially when they try take our bud.
 
misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Mice are dirty and they carry disease, you shouldn't feel as though you have to apologize for not wanting them in your home.

I'm an animal lover, but I'll sic a cat on a mouse in an instant.
 
Jester88

Jester88

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i should find the don and make them a deal they steal me money i give them bud... perfect harmony..

id have to tell them
to stay the fuck outa my fridge when they got the munchies then lol.. J.J there not in my fridge lol they try get into the cupboards tho lol
 
Js1skill

Js1skill

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hahaha !
LOL damn rats ! had a similar problem few years back , but they lived in the ceiling ... cud hear them trampling away on top of us.
anyways i sealed my plants off like a fence around em........but the f'krs still gt to me bud!
so only logical explanation i had....was that they swung down with a string from the ceiling like some mission impossible stunt ....haha
damn lil thieves!!!!!!
 
Jester88

Jester88

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oi man they do that shit i seen this thing on tv and sure as shit they do that crap lol..

now yours must have been from a ninja clan lol
 
Jester88

Jester88

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ill meditate on it

do you reckon maybe this would be p[ossible with a high enough level of enlightenment lol
:lol:
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misshestermoffitt

misshestermoffitt

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Use peanut butter for your traps, it works way better than cheese. I don't know who thought up that cheese thing, but they weren't very smart.
 
Jester88

Jester88

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sittinherebored said:
get an airgun and have your own lil war
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or a blow gun all ya needs the pipe a nail and some paper and tape..
wrap the paper around the nail in a cone shape and tape up well. then cut off at the right spot to have it fit in the pipe.. learn to blow propperly and they piss along and do dmage lol

Don Gin and Ton said:
your gonna need to be pretty hiiiiiiiigh jest!:bigjoint:
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im pretty high now.. butall i feel like now is heavy.. i dont think it will work bro lol

misshestermoffitt said:
Use peanut butter for your traps, it works way better than cheese. I don't know who thought up that cheese thing, but they weren't very smart.
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thats what i use its good ehy.. cheese sux lol.. it was prolly someone who liked mice but wanted to make money... invented a way to feed em an kill some at the same time.. if they even want the cheese at times.
 
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