CrackerJax
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"mass" grave? Time for church already?
* 'Noah's Ark' found in Turkey!
- Thread starter Big P
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Riddicks.Fury
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Are you sure we will never know?
We weren't around 4800 years ago,so who's to say yay or nay?
good discussion though..
ColoradoLove
Well-Known Member
Look for the bones!
Jaz +rep for the image of an elephant riding a saucer sled. I just spilled my bubbler! ahahahhahha
Jaz +rep for the image of an elephant riding a saucer sled. I just spilled my bubbler! ahahahhahha
CrackerJax
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I do believe an elephant could manage a saucer! 
I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
Big P
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I do believe an elephant could manage a saucer!
I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
sounds like your into elephant porn to me buddy
CrackerJax
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I think the woman up front is feeling something!!
PlantManBee
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wow, i'm so surprised they found it... with a name like Noah's Ark Ministries International you KNOW they're going to find the ark 
LMFAO!!
LMFAO!!
PlantManBee
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I KNEW you were a carnyI do believe an elephant could manage a saucer!
I worked with elephants indirectly for years and one time I saw one do a roundhouse 180 on one foot...did it so fast I was taken aback. Very agile... one guy there simply got hit by the tail....knocked out both of this front teeth...bam...gone...that quick...just a tail flick.
lol
OregonMeds
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I only noticed the guy who's like fuck yea this is awesome, go elephant go!
CrackerJax
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Funny you mention carny PMB ... I worked both ends on my business .... of course, because I am CRACKERJAX!!! (SKY OPENS UP, LIGHTNING EMITS, THUNDER ROARS, $$$$$$ FALLS OUT OF SKY)
I did some work for the Ringling "retirement" facility for their old circus elephants..... and it was staffed by old carnies.... GD, those ppl were a hoot to talk to. i even got to see the MAIN elephant I saw as a boy in Madison Square Garden. They also had a separate "breeding" facility 30 miles away.... the breeding facility was all PHD's and the retirement was all carnies.
I preferred the carnies!!!!
But both facilities checks were good so.... $$$$$
P.S. The carnies are big on keeping elephant hair which is closer to piano wire in consistency. It's rare to find it because of the dirt....and no one is STUPID enough to try and pluck one from an elephant. i now have 5 of them.... about as thick as a toothpick too.
I did some work for the Ringling "retirement" facility for their old circus elephants..... and it was staffed by old carnies.... GD, those ppl were a hoot to talk to. i even got to see the MAIN elephant I saw as a boy in Madison Square Garden. They also had a separate "breeding" facility 30 miles away.... the breeding facility was all PHD's and the retirement was all carnies.
I preferred the carnies!!!!
But both facilities checks were good so.... $$$$$
P.S. The carnies are big on keeping elephant hair which is closer to piano wire in consistency. It's rare to find it because of the dirt....and no one is STUPID enough to try and pluck one from an elephant. i now have 5 of them.... about as thick as a toothpick too.
GODFREY1
Active Member
Ok,just got here. The wood on the mountain is indeed interesting. But the Ark? Most of these posts have been way to funny. Love the sled. I showed my homie the pic of the elephant,and before I read the next 2 comments he said"That lady wants that elephant cock". Than I read them and I had to tell em. We were rollin. This thread has gone perfectly with this bowl of hash. TY all.
CyberSecks
Active Member
were rele believing that a senior citizen built a ark that fit 2 of EVERY animal?
bloody hell is right
bloody hell is right
SHOSHON3N8TV
Active Member
REPENT NOW OR BURN IN HELL BITCHES...lol just kidding, just letting you know what I was told when I was little...I love the "I dream of Genie" theory made up by Christians. "BOOOOING"
CrackerJax
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yes.... smokin bowls and having some fun is what RIU is all about!!!
I'm always having a blast on here!!
SHOSHO .... if only the religion genie looked like Jeannie.... i'd be on my knees in a second!!!
EVERYBODY IN THE HOT TUB!!!! AMEN!!!!
I'm always having a blast on here!!
SHOSHO .... if only the religion genie looked like Jeannie.... i'd be on my knees in a second!!!
EVERYBODY IN THE HOT TUB!!!! AMEN!!!!
sounds like your into elephant porn to me buddy
the "splash marks" all over the front ones ass. where did that come from? him , ... or her?
CrackerJax
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She was always SMOKING hot....
Ever see her in the Andy Griffith Show? She played a manicurist and worked at Floyd's? Funny as all get up (of course), but lawdy....she had some figure in that episode.... it's practically 50's porn.
Ever see her in the Andy Griffith Show? She played a manicurist and worked at Floyd's? Funny as all get up (of course), but lawdy....she had some figure in that episode.... it's practically 50's porn.
