Noob grow any help appreciated

Im one of them all the gear no idea people...well i kno loads without havin done it yet....

my set up is a 3.4m x 2.m room
6x6oow hps lights
decent carbon filter
intake ,extract fans
g.e.t nutes
propagator,heated
coco
ph tester
ec tester
ph up and down
bloombastic
mylar for walls
bubble stuff from b+q for the humidity or sumat...grow shop put me on it ...u line the walls wiv it or sumat
10m+ of ducting
6 timers
10litre pots and the little ones
told to do 30 plants under the 6 lights
ioniser for outside the room
dehumidifier if i need it

iv tried to cover all the bases so any lil tips and that will b GREATLY appreciated

i kno im bein dead cheeky but hey we all gotta start sumwhr right lol
im buyin the seeds today and thats the hardest thing ...theres so many...short flower,big yield and top smoke and easy to grow...is wat im after....hmmm the holy grail of pot growers lol...

il post pics wen i get startd(if i can find a camera,were that poor my fone aint even got 1)
iv sunk all my doh into this and sold both my bitches(guitars) so please help me not burn my house down,get locked up,or nuke my shit ....lol...cheers guys

thats 1 hell of a setup for a noob grow pal take it u got a mates help yeh??
for 6 lights and the size of ur room id have a go at verticle lights(hanging them verticly) u got enough of em like

show pics man il follow this one )

i was lucky to hav some really good guitars and gear from wen i was in bands an that,dont gig no more so i sold it all and got the gear...i just need to pik up a few fans now...got no help but u guys and a mate who has a medical grow farm in canada who givs me tips through emails...i live on an estate so im mad para about this chopper that finds grows...i always thought that was an urban myth lol....also im gonna b sat on it like a dick starved bitch ...alls i been doin is readin and watchin grow dvds so hopefully i wont miss shit...pity u guys dont hav a shoutbox for instant help wiv probs...but hey any help cool wiv me....just havin trouble pickin out seeds now....g13 hav a new strain on tude called bluberry gum thats sposed to b easy to grow and v quik flower,gonna do that and kalshnikova...is it a good idea to do two diff strains or shud i stik to 1 for my first grow???

also...vertical lights....not too sure wat u mean mate...i kno u mean hangin down and that...not tooo sure where to put em tho...and would that b better??

had a bit of a break a mates got ne some clones...there called armageddon...dont kno if its any good or not but he seems to think so...anyone heard of this??

puttn some pics up in the next couple of days...had to drill a hole in the ceilin to vent out to under the eaves in the loft...built a box over the wimdow wiv a blind innit for air intake....linin the walls wiv mylar and that bubble stuff to stop humidity to moro...need another 5m worth of duct tho so more doller to find ...proper tapped out...fookin clones cost 200 quid...just a bit worried bout pluggin it all in...mate says il b alright puttin 2 lights off of one plug socket...not too sure tho

nice set up man, just a few words of advice: don't be upset if your first few grows don't go as planed. even with the best gear and all the reading you can do there is still prolly a 50% chance your first grow will have probs. but i guarantee if you stick with it it will pay off in the end. i just see a lot of guy on here who buy all the good gear and still have problems with there first few grows (like we all did) and get down and out about it.

theres alot of good, correction, "great" growers on here who will give you great advice, just be selective about which ones you listen to.

yeah...i kno mate ..not too bothered if it dont go as planned...once its all set up its onli a matter of time b4 i crack it...im not a total noob...iv set up some peoples grow tents and that, read up bout it and told em wat to do cos they a bit retarded....just never done it myself...fingers crossd my clones are good and thatl b half the prob in my view....im pretty anal wen it comes to doin shit so itl b less is more the first time i think...its the nutes that im a bit worried about...iv read followin the directions on the bottle aint always a good idea and its the ppm that matters and each strain is diff and that god knos too much info my brain hurts readin bout it all the time

right got my air intake and outake and that all sortd...had a few little probs gettin the hole in the ceilin right but fook it its done now...iv patchd up all holes in the room so air in is onli by intake and air out thru the carbon filter into loft out under the eaves...got half the room mylared up now after id wiped the walls down wiv anti bacterial stuff...had a bit of a prob wiv damp from a previous grow a mate was doin in a tent who will not follo instructions..i wiped it off and painted over it b4 i mylar that...lights and shit after that...clones due fri or sat...i need pics up to show u guys so gonna try and use a crappy didital camera thing me ma gave me about 5 yr ago lol

right everythings goin now only the fookin 6 inch intake and 8 inch outake fans are noisy as shit....if the neighhbours dont know what im doin by now they soon will with those two aircraft takin off lol....so i need help big time getting rid of that noise...been told the speed control will b noisier than the fan...i dont know bafflebox???i got just the normal ductin....

try getting insulated ducting and if not then get sum sheeting clothes and wrapp them round the ducting and tape them up[ with duct take mate it will muffle sound and im subbed nice setup bro..

had a few probs so i thought id let u kno wat they were...first the noise on the intake and extraction 6 and 8 inch respectively is pretty loud,this is my biggest problem....it isnt really the ductin as opposed to the fans themselves.im hopin a bafflebox on both will be enuff....secoind them contactor boxes dont come with any instructions and got the timer back to front first day ,third make sure u got somewhere for your ballasts i got 6 of em and it was a nightmare to rig up with onli 1 socket,used multiple ext leads...the intake and extr,fans dont come with plugs on and u hav to wire them urself,so seek help wiv that if u dont no wat ur doin.....duct tape is a lifesaver...buy at least 3 rolls....buy a cheap staple gun for puttin up ur mylar and gettin leads out of the way...dont forget trays for your pots...also i didnt get any sort of measuring pot for my nutes and had to figure out how much a table spoon holds...

if i had sussed all that out b4 i startd id of saved about 3 days set up time....

sounds killer limey bastard, im jealous, shaweet setup

had loads of probs....fookin spidermites ate my 30 odd armageddon....couldnt get rid of em no matter wat i did....and cos i cant get to my grow everyday they ended up fookd....anyway....got another gowing now and im a coupla week into veg with acid...kalashnikova and about to flip blu cheese.....iv taken some clones of the blu cheese ...heres some piks

yup those bitches are a pain!!! i get mites pretty often.. cuz my floor is dirt/gravel in my garage.. =) so i spray with a HORTICULTURAL OIL every week!! called ridbugs.. its made in arroyo grande california and works really good and makes em shine. i usedto use purespray green and it worked better but they stopped makin it.

Thr room looks good.. need to fill all that floorspace you cant see the floor in my room and in my opinion its the best way to increase yields =)

how you got spider mites in a brand new setup mate? if you got them off the clones then id go find who sold em you and smash them up especially if id of payed 200 notes for clones !!! your whole room will need sterilizing now from the mites its o0nly a matter of time before they move onto your other plants !