noobs second harvest. BUD PORN BITCHES

So let me just start by saying, this is only my second grow now. However, I did my research BEFORE I started anything. The first grow, I didn't do any training so I could see how the plant grows naturally. On this second grow, I BDSM'd the shit out of them. I grew 7 plants in a 5' x 5' tent, trying my hand at mainlining and LST. With a bit of super-cropping to try and keep my canopy even. I basically want to show the noobs here that if you slow down, try not to be too excited, do your OWN research and not just ask a random person on the net, that you too can grow this amazing plant. I know its hard to calm down, I waited 16 years for my opportunity to do this "legally," but look at me now.

Harvest = day 61
Strain = TGA Ace of Spades


I'm gonna blow this up with pics. I took alot of them.

So without further ado, here's your porn, bitches...

Disclaimer: I'm not very great at taking pictures, but I think they"ll convey the message.

Like I said above, I'm no photographer. Some pics turned out better than the others, and a lot of them got the ax.

But here's my first plant. It was mainlined to 4 tops. I didn't go further cause I'm a noob. And it wasn't leaning like that in the tent. The beer can pics are 2 different buds.

Nice work. rep bump.

This one was gonna be mainlined for 4, but i was a little too rough with her. Left a few extra lowers cause they caught up with the tops pretty quick.


No beer can, but all of the buds are the same size.(big as fuck)

Disclaimer: To whatever guy says "Psshhh. They're not that big. I grow 17 pounds in my spare room."

That's fucking awesome. Hopefully I'll also be able to grow 17 lbs. one day. But for now, I'm still just a 2 grow nub, and I'll be tickled fucking pink if this comes out to a single pound.

Good work man! Looks beautiful and congrats to you.

Wow!!! Funny im on my first grow and was just doing my first ever top. Severed the branch below. Tried to clone it but it's already gone limp. Yours looks amazing man, truly. Anymore info on the intricacies of your grow would be very helpful.

Nice job they look great! Looks like another week or so and you'll be golden.

I have grown a few in my day, and i'm hear to tell ya those plants look Damn good! Now comes the hard part. Don't fuck them up by not Trimming, Drying and Curing them properly. Get the best taste u can out of those Sexy Bitches. Good Job and Happy Smoking

This one was also mainlined to four tops. The elusive can still isn't back yet (I'm drinking it). But these buds are also "big as fuck".

Zack66 - They are already down. I was at 10% amber 10% clear. The flash from my camera makes the trichs look like that.

District - What would you like to know?

Everyone else - Thanks for being positive. I'm fuckin pumped.


This was my first take at the LST. Now I wish I had more room.

nice.job bro

Here's another shot at the LST. A couple are blurry but there of a nice nug. The last is after I finished her.

Love the buds and the Rainier. Excellent grow. Go Seahawks and Huskies!!!

Once again, she wasn't drooping like that in the tent. And in the aftershots, the buds are spread open cause I wanted to get all the leaf out. Goin for that bikini wax...

The last lady. She still did well in the back corner.

And here's the last of my pictures.

The first is of the last 4 plants to be hung.

Second is the bone yard.

Then its just pictures of them resting. They are hung by color. Each set is a different plant. Other than the 3 oddballs, that's one plant.

Thanks for checking me out.

Any questions comments or hate is welcome. I'm just a nub.

looks like you got a fine stash of bud.....good grow mightyB

Thanks man. Im definitely looking forward to see what it weighs. Let alone when I get to smoke some in a few weeks.

If you weigh out your wet harvest and calculate 23-25% that's about what you'll get dry. Looks like a good haul though.

I don't count em until they hatch.