*OFFICAL* Shit Us Stoners Say!

Fuck the youtube videos,this is the official rollitup version of "shit us stoners say"post what you or people you smoke with say all the time when burning one,I'll start.

"Dude you know how much money,I can make if I knew how to grow this shit"<<<<I was the serious one with this one

"Don't throw the blunt down,lets just pack the bong with the butt"

"Oh shit,we need more blunts"

"Fuck lets go in the backyard,I think thats the cops"

"That song sounds so fuckin good when your high"

"Oh nah man,I don't smoke papers,I got these blunts tho,you cool with that?"

*RING! RING!*
Mom-"Hello"
Me-"You cooked today?"
Mom-"Yea but its all gone,I called you earlier to come get a plate but you did not answer"
Me-"FUCK!!"
Mom-"Excuse me,I did not catch that last one"

"Lets see who can roll the fastest"

"A blunt in the morning is the best shit ever"

"I'm not high,my eyes are just red bcuz I didnt get any sleep last night"

"I gotta get high before I watch this movie"

"I gotta get high before I go to wal mart"

"Oh ok cool,I just gotta get high first"

I spelled official wrong,I'm so high lol..fuck it,you know what I ment.

OFFICAL!!! lmao..HO...LY SHIT!!

rainman36 said:

"I gotta get high before I watch this movie"

"I gotta get high before I go to wal mart"

"Oh ok cool,I just gotta get high first"

Click to expand...

[video=youtube;h0i62GnQoo0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i62GnQoo0[/video]

[video=youtube;Xxz2m7BFBrU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxz2m7BFBrU[/video]

"Reality ... what a concept!" -Uncertain attribution. cn

"Oh yeah... wait what?"

"Dude just pack it!"

"Fuck, I'm high..."

"Damn, I got cottonmouth"

"Huh?"

"Everybody freeze.........who has my lighter?"

"damn! it's 7:30 already,I swear it was just 3 o'clock"

yo, stop talking and pass that shit

Did someone just fist my dick hole?

stoned cockatoo said:

Did someone just fist my dick hole?

Click to expand...

and i thought i was the only one, tisk, tisk..

You roll that yet?

Where's the grinder?

Let's hit the dollar menu.

Did you hear that?

...."wut?"

i was going to put more down but i cant remember...

wait does that count^^^^^ hahahaha

yea but.... what!?

wait, hold on. what were we talking about?

"damn im high" lol
"i got allergies"

its not mine officer
i don't know how that got in my pocket
what stop sign?

"where's the cologne,I can't go in their smelling like this"

"Dude,I'm too high to go in their"

"You notice when you started smoking weed,everybody started smoking weed too?"

"Do I look high?"

"That walk took a eternity"

"did you hit the blunt yet,who's this on?"

"Hit it 3 times,hold it in until the blunt gets back to you"

"everything taste's better when your high"

"I gotta smoke a cig after I burn,it gets me higher"