*OFFICAL* Shit Us Stoners Say!

Ndodson79605

Ndodson79605

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"Shhh...did you hear that? It's coming from behind the fridge.....Oh wait, it is the fridge....Oops"
"Where's my lighter? Oh right, it's still in my pocket."
"Oh shit, I forgot to turn on the vape" (moral of that story: don't get too stoned before vaping)
 
Shannon Alexander

Shannon Alexander

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"Who brought the snack food..?"

"I was supposed to buy the chips..?"

"I'm going to the corner store to get some ice cream"

"What time is it..?"

"The controller must be fucked, The damned car keeps steering to the left..."

"I've this great idea for a book (or tv show, movie, business, pornographic movie etc...)..."

"Puff, Puff pass motherfucker..!"
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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All mine shall be actual quotes...

"WHERE'S MY ROACH?!"

"Huh, what else do you get in ounces??"

"I don't know what celery tastes like in vajuji juice"

"I lick alot of trees"

"Everything tastes like sex now"

(About money) "....How much is that in weed??"
 
rainman36

rainman36

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"Those headlights just blew my high"

"damn that train horn just blew my high"

"well anyways,like I was saying.....damn what the fuck were we talking about?"

"I wonder if a dog can get high..................lol...yeah he's high,look at em just staring off,he is fuckin stoned"

"aw man,I smell like a pound of weed"
 
rainman36

rainman36

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"I don't smoke just to get high,this has become my medicine,I need this everyday,without it,I'll go crazy"
 
rainman36

rainman36

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"growing weed has to be easy,just throw some seeds in the dirt and just water it everyday"<<<<<me when I was 16 lol..
 
Ndodson79605

Ndodson79605

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rainman36 said:
"I don't smoke just to get high,this has become my medicine,I need this everyday,without it,I'll go crazy"
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That's what I'm always telling my wife. Lol. I keep telling her it's either this or it's Ritalin. Which is safer for me. Lol. That's a good one though. Idk why I never thought of it.
 
rainman36

rainman36

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Ndodson79605 said:
That's what I'm always telling my wife. Lol. I keep telling her it's either this or it's Ritalin. Which is safer for me. Lol. That's a good one though. Idk why I never thought of it.
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It really has,when I'm sober I kind of have a little anxiety and worry about a lot of things I shouldnt have.I smoke and Its a feeling of comfort and something telling me to relax and calm down,everything will be ok and I'm all smiles.When I started smoking weed,I admit,I did it to get high,but then a life starts really kicking you in the ass,it becomes more than that,and I found a new respect for the tree,and it really has become a part of my life forever.
 
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silasraven

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rainman36 said:
It really has,when I'm sober I kind of have a little anxiety and worry about a lot of things I shouldnt have.I smoke and Its a feeling of comfort and something telling me to relax and calm down,everything will be ok and I'm all smiles.When I started smoking weed,I admit,I did it to get high,but then a life starts really kicking you in the ass,it becomes more than that,and I found a new respect for the tree,and it really has become a part of my life forever.
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heres another one. dont smoke weed and go for AS smoke weed get BS, w/e subject you want. i medicate like you because my productivity suffers if i dont.
 
rainman36

rainman36

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"If it wasnt for banks,I wouldn't be smoking weed" lol..god bless him,or if it wasnt him,it probably would be a number of my other friends,bcuz it seems like we all started smoking around the same time.
 
TheWiseInfidel

TheWiseInfidel

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"remember last week when we got high off that kush?"

"remember two days ago when we smoked that piff"

remember three weeks ago when we got zooted off that purp"

remember last month when got high off that shit my boy had"
 
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