Oh no!

So, my fiance's mom and boyfriend are moving in for a few months.... How retarded is that. They can't pay their own bills, so they come crash at our house - of course I'm charging them rent and utilities... so that's not too bad.

But what am I going to do about my beautiful smoking! That's what I need some advice on.

I've never really had to hide the fact that I smoke, as I've always lived either alone, or with somebody who smokes and tokes.

Obviously my gear will be stashed away in my room, but as for smoking without letting the wonderful aroma of ganja dissipate into the rest of the house, I'll need some thoughts on that.

Get a vaporizer if you can afford it? There isn't as much of a smell with a vaporizer as there is an aroma. I usually open up the window and spray some Glade air freshner and the usually does the trick. If you can, take it outside and maybe at night as you go for a walk? But if you do the vaporizer thing, you should be in the clear. Cooking it is one option, but that sometimes smells up the place.

I've tried things such as stuffing a crap load of dryer sheets into a toilet paper roll and blowing into it. It didn't actually do much to deter it, and after I noticed the yellow smoke stains that formed on the sheets from, I moved towards using a vaporizer immediately. You can buy a good one for less than $200, and you'll be amazed at how much weed you conserve.

Don't hide shit. Be up front and be like look...bitches...it's my house. Got a problem? Leave. Why hide your behavior in YOUR house? Is it your fault they are having to move in? No. So why have to compromise. I mean obviously don't blow the smoke in their faces and laugh but I mean they can't bitch if you smoke in your room or if you smoke outside or in the bathroom....be courteous but don't hide it. Let em know you do it. Let em know thats what the smell is. Let em know that living there they become accessories to any crime they report you for. When the cops come..plant some buds into their luggage and then be like they smoke too....if only shit goes down though.

Good luck.

P.S. Also a vape doesn't smell near as strong as normal smoking. Invest in one...not only for the lack of smell but also the high is awesome.

a prisoner in your own home?

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Install a carbon filter attached to a space suit. Only smoke inside said space suit.

Auzzie07 said:

Install a carbon filter attached to a space suit. Only smoke inside said space suit.

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I think this is the best idea so far

And Kodank, you're totally right. Not to mention that half the time I don't even have the real stuff here. Shit's hard to get in this dumbass town. Glad I'm getting out in just a few months...

It is my house, and I'll fuckin' do what I want.

try a paper towel tube stuffed with dryer sheets. Blow smoke through it....old trick but it kinda helps. Or go outside and fire up a doob. Id hate to have to hide the fact I smoke and probably wouldnt.

I live in a no smoking appartment and I can't let it get too smelly in here so I always just take one hitters outta my bong and blow them out the window and my place never really smells. So that's an option but I agree with kodank you should just tell them it's your place and you can be as stanky as you want

Bro, its your house I would ask them if its ok to smoke in the house if you keep it away from them, if they say no do it anyways. Because if you ask them (You gotta grow some balls its not going to be easy just don't bring it up right away just kind of bring it up one day) But if you ask them and they don't care it will make it look better for you meaning you look respectful.

Dude it's your house... Do what ever the fuck you please. If your unwanted tenants don't like it let them go find somewhere else to crash for next to free.

In a perfect world you would be able to smoke in your own place and no one would care. But... if he has any hope of being staying married he can't tell her parents that he's going to do illegal drugs so they need to just fuck off. The right thing to do here is keep it on the sly (discretion is always good anyway) and get them out and into their own place asap.
Good luck.

just smoke man. its your house! why feel like that in your own home.
if someone wanted to live with me, they would have to put up with who i am! dont change for anyone, that includes your lifestyle.

spleefed said:

In a perfect world you would be able to smoke in your own place and no one would care. But... if he has any hope of being staying married he can't tell her parents that he's going to do illegal drugs so they need to just fuck off. The right thing to do here is keep it on the sly (discretion is always good anyway) and get them out and into their own place asap.
Good luck.

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Plenty of happy couples have a deep hatred for and by their inlaws. How would that effect his marriage. In most developed countries (which I am assuming the OP is from) they don't have arranged marriages. So even if he pisses them off with his smoking it may make for an awkward Christmas, but at the end of the day the decision is his fiancee's not her parents. The OP is going out of his way to do her parents a favor. I am sure they are paying next to nothing on rent. So like I said before if they don't like you smoking weed maybe they should A) Learn to pay their own fucking bills instead of crashing at their daughters place or B) be very grateful that you're being so generous and not trying and inconvience you even more by making you become a closet smoker. So toke it up with pride.

I guess your right. Maybe it just depends on what you find to be uncouth. When a lady leaves the dinner table, I stand up. I could never imagine pulling bong hits on the couch while the mother in law and I watch 60 minutes or whatever. Throwing it their face just seems so disrespectful whether it's your house or not.

I live with my inlaws at the moment, and I still smoke, I just do it descreetly, and I'm fine about it, I usually wait till they're sleeping and then toke up in the bathroom which is attached to our room. Or I just go for a wander up the street. Vap isn't necessary I don't reckon. You could just tell 'em like most of these guy's have already said, expect controversy though hahaha

Sounds like they are a couple losers. Who cares what they think if it's your place.

i say do what you want. fuck them. you pay the bills. only suggestion is to make sure your smoking supplies are kept together for easy stashing/removal in case someone feels vindictive. get a cookie tin or something and put EVERYTHING weed related in it and keep it there. no more leaving roaches around the house. just make sure they can't fuck you over.

I feel that situ - last summer our daughter and son in law (a cop) came up for a vacation & stayed with us for a couple weeks. We made it a point to only smoke on the back porch (to be polite), but hid nothing. Hell, its legal here & there's no sense in hiding in your own house.
But thats us.