Oi to the world! Early x-mas thread. We mean it.

[.Pinworm.]

I do not care if it is only thanksgivingish. I have too much holiday love to give.

If god came down on xmas day, i know just what would we'd fucking say....

So, happy merry hannukah, happy jewish. I realize we haven't had all the other yet, but this is important. So, fuck you.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Fuck that. Fuck off. I thought of it first. Seriously. I was the first one to make the colored lights happen. I totally just won the holidays. I am the first dick hole to put up xmas lights out of spite to make everyone else look like posers. It is no even thanksgiving yet! savage...

 

[Blue Wizard]

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[.Pinworm.]

OK.

God bless merica.

 

[.Pinworm.]

ITs not too early for holiday spirit.

 

[Drowning-Man]

ITs not too early for holiday spirit.

 

[Blue Wizard]

God bless merica.

Ermagherd! cursmas!

 

[.Pinworm.]

Ermagherd! cursmas!

 

[.Pinworm.]

::bells!:: jingle trans!

 

[.Pinworm.]

<---trans vest lite - I am to lazy to be a full on transgender, but i still wear panties under boxers cause it makes me feel good.

 

[Blue Wizard]

Before she got that awesome tat on her right arm.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Before she got that awesome tat on her right arm.

Baby you make me want to be about it, not just mean it.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I am punching the first snowman I see.

 

[tyler.durden]

 

[tyler.durden]

I am punching the first snowman I see.

I'm raping the first snowman I see. I move on them like a bitch...

 

[tyler.durden]

The official RIU Xmas tune -

 

[Blue Wizard]

One more before I have to get ready for work.

 

[.Pinworm.]

Mushrooms. Sorry.

 

[Chef420]

Oi! Did you fart? Because it's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas.