A friend from days of yore had an incisive observation.
"Why do they make condoms in black? Black is slimming. They should make condoms in horizontal stripes."
He had a number of awesome insights; hope wherever he is life is treating him well.
cheers 'neer
you have to wonder if the condoms are too small because china made them, or because china made them. even if they were the right size they would have been made of lead anyway.