UncleBuck
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i have video evidence proving that failspammy's mom still takes quite the interest in his cock even as a young adult.
One of the sick fuck's responsible for getting our genitals mutilated!
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i have video evidence proving that failspammy's mom still takes quite the interest in his cock even as a young adult.
Flaming Pie
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Lol, okay sorry to quote myself.
Mom: Did you wash your dick?
Kid: Ummm...
Mom: Get back in there and wash your dick.
Kid: I DONT WANNA! *foot stomp*
Mom: Don't make me get up and wash it for you!
There really isn't a good ending to this. Unless you are figgy I spose.
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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where do you get this info? probably not from any experience, tearing only occurs if you are literally applying enough pressure and friction to give the thing a MEAN indian burn, otherwise tears are not possible especially if you are having vaginal intercourse. the idea that not washing for a month will give you an "infection" is a myth, otherwise our ancestors would have been fucked. infections occur from sex with someone who has an infection, i'm curious where you got these ideas.
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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and cleanliness is a givin, its like women who don't douche, its gonna smell like a natural vagina or penis smells.
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman
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that isn't true, wash it or it will fall off is scare tactic, the human body produces natural defences when not kept clean called smegma, its shed cells and oils, it contains anti-bacterial enzymes that keep uncut uncleaned penises safe from infections, circumcision is relatively new practice when comparing to human's overall tenure on earth. if these traits were so life threatening, they would have affected human evolution and weeded out those without the survival traits.
circumcision makes it easier to get away with not cleaning as the penis is not festering in its own oils/moistness which is what gives the odor to begin with. most started the practice because of this- they had bad hygiene and it was a quick fix.
Flaming Pie
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What do you mean where do I get this info.. I told you it happens to my husband.
Once the woman stops providing natural lubricant, and if the man doesnt apply additional lubricant, tears will happen.
Long sex sessions can cause this to happen. The foreskin is moving back and forth inside the vagina. When the vagina becomes dryer, the skin is pulled more and more. If you keep going at it without lube you stretch the skin to the point of tiny tears happening around the foreskin.
Afterwards they are painful and cause the skin to retract. Then you have to apply moisturizer daily for a week to avoid permanent scar tissue from forming and making your foreskin too tight.
Sativied
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My mom was never "that" specific, probably more along the lines of "Wash EVERYTHING!". I had a gf who went to nursing school like her mom and she informed me about "smegma", I didn't quite understand why, was even slightly offended that she would think there was a possibility I would let my dick get dirty, until she gave me my first bj. Now that's motivation a mom can't give you. Unless of course... 
Sativied
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Indeed, females can get dick cheese too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma
Funny, the word actually is based on the greek word soap!
Flaming Pie
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I told my hubby if he washes his dick tonight and it doesnt smell weird I would take care of him. Sometimes dicks smell/taste bitter no matter what you do. Same thing with vags.
I can take the sprayer down there on myself but sometimes it still tastes tangy. (the sauce)
I can take the sprayer down there on myself but sometimes it still tastes tangy. (the sauce)
Flaming Pie
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Yes I know. I get rather annoyed when he lets it happen.
The lube is right on our end table too.
He also has naturally dry skin tho after a shower. He takes REEEEEALLY hot showers. I connected the dots on that one and make sure his foreskin is lubed or rubbed in my lube enough before inserting.
Blowjobs tend to moisten the foreskin back up tho. lol
Flaming Pie
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But there are times when we are going at it for like 30 min and then I just run out of juice. Instead of stopping and applying lube he just pumps harder. Says it feels to good to stop or some other mindless nonsense.
During my pregnancy if I am not in the mood I just squirt some lube down there for him. Don't want to risk him getting injured and not having dick available when I AM in the mood. lol
During my pregnancy if I am not in the mood I just squirt some lube down there for him. Don't want to risk him getting injured and not having dick available when I AM in the mood. lol
minnesmoker
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Not in my clan. LoL. But then, we built long houses on river shores, and our sweat lodges at the edge. Moot point, I think, though. I think there are only like 3 members here who remember a time without running water.
It was more a comment on how men, when unwashed, are disguising, but no mention was made of women. No offense to you was meant (by that, or this, post.) When a guy doesn't wash for a couple of days, he'll normally stink like sweat and ass. When a woman skips grooming, it's generally more noticeable. The person I quoted had, in my very haughty, egotistical, and in no manner humble opinion, was claiming that it was an exclusively uncircumcised male problem. It's not, it's a hygiene problem.
Me, I'm all for having been circumcised. I don't have to be arsed to diddle myself, just to get cleaned up.
Flaming Pie
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I know there are plenty of uncircumcised guys that have no problems. Modern men can keep clean easily.
Back in the late 1800's and early 1900's people shared the same bath water once a week or twice a month. Hard to keep clean that way.
Back in the late 1800's and early 1900's people shared the same bath water once a week or twice a month. Hard to keep clean that way.
Flaming Pie
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Oh yeah.. my hubby won't go down on me unless I have showered that morning or at night. And I wouldn't want him to either.
I do get rather PO'd when he complains at a slight bitter taste after I have just showered, shampoo'd the rug and sprayed everything down.
I'm always like, I suck your dick sometimes when it smells/tastes a bit off. Don't be an asshole. (I don't exactly say it like that)
I do get rather PO'd when he complains at a slight bitter taste after I have just showered, shampoo'd the rug and sprayed everything down.
I'm always like, I suck your dick sometimes when it smells/tastes a bit off. Don't be an asshole. (I don't exactly say it like that)
Sativied
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Some people get their foreskin removed because it's too narrow, or just too much/long, which I think are completely valid reason, but that doesn't mean it all needs to go. Sounds like your husband has a lot. Mine is effectively gone when it's game on.
My inquiring mind cannot help wonder how exactly 'you' know how 'you' taste down there?
Flaming Pie
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It is rather long I spose. It doesn't pull behind the head when he is aroused. It only exposes about a nickle worth of head.
I know how I taste because I taste it. lol
eye exaggerate
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John Harvey Kellogg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg
That's right the same fuck who brought you frosted flakes also campaigned tirelessly to get the tip of your dick cut off under false pretenses of health... The foreskin is apparently as sensitive as the clitoris and to curb masturbation this sick fuck decided it would be a good idea to cut off your foreskin with out anesthetics so that we would associate pain with the tips of our dicks and stop masturbating, well big fucking surprise it didn't work, and now when we do it or when we have sex we don't get the full sensation that we were intended to... But there is hope for those of you interested enough in feeling the full sensation that nature intended, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreskin_restoration
...for sure dude owned the Jergens company
