i was trying to give you 23 cents worth of silence, but...i used to work at the ABCX in fargo, north dakota....you'd be surprised what northern european descended lutherans can get up to.
I like the one's from A Prairie Home Companion. The methodist's too.
As far as the names being banned because of kids liking the name.......Where the hell are you keeping your stash so the kids can get it? STUPID! They need some cheese to go with their whine!
Here your guilty of a crime if ANYONE can access it but you!
i live alone, so i put shit where ever i want it. when i was married and had a kid in the house, it was locked in a box, that was locked in a footlocker. number one, kids are fucked up enough without any help, number two, get your own.