Pass the urine medical test! EASY 1 2 3

So most of you probably know this already but for those who don't, read on...

Ok so I've tested this already and so has many of my friends with success everytime!

I was so high the night before i had my urine medical exam and still passed!

Well here's how i done it.

What you will need is, 1 Gatorade drink, and you need 1 box of jelly crystals which you can buy at any supermarket it doesn't matter what flavour, but i like the red strawberry ive got a picture of one to give you an idea below.

So what you do now is pour the entire box of jelly crystals into the Gatorade bottle and shake to mix, then you drink it.

Make sure to drink it the night before you have the medical test, theres no need to drink it all that night, drink half or more then half and drink the rest the next day before you leave to the medical. This works all the time, I've done it so many times now and it works, so yeh enjoy

In for other responses. I've personally never heard of this method, or product for that matter haha.

if your a heavy toker, flushing doesn't always work. i passed using a method like this many a times when i was a 2 or 3 joint a week smoker but since i became a joint or more a day toker i bombed the test and lost out on a pretty sweet job. fake piss from now on for me.

I always figured if I were to be randomly drug tested I would piss about 1/10th into the cup and fill the other 9/10th with warm water from the sink. That way it would be too diluted to determine anything which would give me a couple days to sober up and pass it for real.

kevin said:

if your a heavy toker, flushing doesn't always work. i passed using a method like this many a times when i was a 2 or 3 joint a week smoker but since i became a joint or more a day toker i bombed the test and lost out on a pretty sweet job. fake piss from now on for me.

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im a heavy smoker too an it works for me, it might vary with other people but i dont know my friends try this method and worked

Any other methods out there?

when I was in the Marines my buddy tried this, he ended up spending 30 days in the brig. He was still really drunk from the night before though so Im not sure.

PussymOneyWeed said:

In for other responses. I've personally never heard of this method, or product for that matter haha.

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Me either.
Idk what jelly crystals are even used for lol.

is that the same stuff as jello justa diff brand? does it detox you compleatly or just mask it for a day or 2?

jelly crystals is what we buy in australia it might be called something different in your country, it comes in powder form and you add it to water then you put in the refrigerator for a certain amount of time and it becomes jelly to eat, but instead you pour that into the drink and skull, if you do that method your urine test wont detect a thing

thank, i may try this , but normaly there is zero notice. you just get pulled to the side an handed a cup.

My friends swear by using Knox jelletin in a bottle of orange juice.Havnt tried it though.

I have heard of this a couple of times from how i understood. It would cover your digestive track and any thing drunk after wards just goes straight through you so it could not absorb any toxins. I was told to drink colored liquids or they would call it to diluted and demand a retake.

it'd be useful for those that are just getting into a job and if they require a medical first because they let you know when to get it done

Jell-o would be the term used in the United states for those unfamiliar. Heard it works myself, never tried it though. Sadly, abstinence is my current method, but for legal issues, not employment, so consequences of a failed are a tad bit more serious.