passing a drug test with somone elses urine

mr.man

mr.man

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ok i need an answer iv come up with a solution on how to pass a drug test easyer than drinking water
if i have somone piss in a small bottle and squirt out the piss into the cup ill pass right? but i have to keep it warm so can i have him piss in it like 30 min from the test and keep the bottle in between my legs and under my balls to keep it warm?

and i tryed it with water and it sounds like im pissing so just give me tips on keeping it warm please
 
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chiefthief

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mr.man said:
ok i need an answer iv come up with a solution on how to pass a drug test easyer than drinking water
if i have somone piss in a small bottle and squirt out the piss into the cup ill pass right? but i have to keep it warm so can i have him piss in it like 30 min from the test and keep the bottle in between my legs and under my balls to keep it warm?

and i tryed it with water and it sounds like im pissing so just give me tips on keeping it warm please
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It works like a charm. I work for the govt, and have used this trick many times. One of the things they will check for is that the temperature of it matches what it should be ~98 degrees F.

What i did was keep a bottle warming mat bought at target/walmart, plugged into my car. When i get to the test places, i pull the bottle out attach it to rehab rubber bands or anything you may have on hand. Walk in, and 9 times out of 10, they have not followed me in.

1 time they tried to, but i asked for privacy so they stood right outside the door.

Still passed easy peasy.

HOWEVER, for the future. If you have to go to the same testing place for whatever reason, they WILL test your most current against info they have, so use the same person again otherwise ur F'ed.
 
smppro

smppro

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Thats the way i do it, just tape it to my leg and it stays at the perfect temp. Least stressful way in my opinion.
 
Maybetomorrow

Maybetomorrow

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A condom( non-spermicide non-lube) and 2 hand warmers. Less ridged then a bottle. Also it keeps better temps then plastic. Works like a charm.
 
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chiefthief

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Maybetomorrow said:
A condom( non-spermicide non-lube) and 2 hand warmers. Less ridged then a bottle. Also it keeps better temps then plastic. Works like a charm.
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LOL. I had tested the condom idea, and found it had a possibility of leaking.

He is correct tho, the bottle is a bit tougher to keep warm, thats why i use the baby bottle heater that plugs into yer car.

A bottle wont leak if you dont put the nippled top on.
 
Krayven Sumhead

Krayven Sumhead

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My probation officer practically wanted to hold my cock while I pissed. I accused him of enjoying it. Then I had to piss test 6 more times.
 
Dr Greene

Dr Greene

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if you live in a place where it is warm, just put it on your car dashboard while ur car is sitting in the sun. worked for me many times.

Or, you can just turn the heater on in your car and put the bottle right on top of it.
 
Kingb420

Kingb420

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i bought a kit on ebay shipped for $25 just incase of a work accident, synthetic urine in a sealed bag with a temp strip on it ans a hand warmer, as easy as it gets, DO NOT FUCK AROUND with hoping the magical drink shit works, cause it doesnt

i passed a job test (strip)with cheeches drink , my g-friend failed a gov probation test (gas-test) those odds are not good to me
 
Montykoolaid

Montykoolaid

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http://urinator.com/urinator.html

Win.

Maintains perfect temperature for 4 hours, reusable, uses batteries, comes with one sample of synthetic urine but you can buy more.

Did I mention you strap it to your leg and it has a tube that comes out of your fly for easy pouring? No muss, no fuss, as easy as it gets.

:hump:
 
Maybetomorrow

Maybetomorrow

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It can leak but rubber bands fixed that problem. I have a friend that has to test once a week. He is a 6+ year 4 or 5 blunts a day and he just drinks Gatorade. The coloring in Gatorade make sure you are not pissing clear. He drinks 3 32 oz Gatorade's starting an 2 hour before he goes. Jugs them then start to piss his mind away. He keeps drinking until he gets there. He grabs the sample mid urine and he passes every time ( I smoked with him on the way to test, walked in, walked out and he's like pass. I have tried his meathod and it does work but leaves me sick as hell and water logged. Gave a neagtive reading not a slight hint of a postive at all. But only try this at your own risk, I will not pay you 300% money back lol
 
g33k

g33k

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i have passed drug tests using other peoples piss twice. i bought a travel shampoo, emptied the bottle, boiled it in water to clean away any chemicals left by the shampoo. then, as close as you can get the test, get someone to give a "speciman". i was on the water polo team in college, so i just wore a speedo under my clothes and had the bottle tucked right under my balls. the first time i did it, i was alone in the bathroom, so no big deal. the second time, i was observed from behind, but since i placed it so close to my "unit", i just had to quickly move my sac to the side, open the bottle and pour. i did this simultaneously while i peed in the toilet to make some distracting noise. it all went beautifully. good luck
 
smppro

smppro

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The plastic bottle stayed at the right temp for me, 99 cent in the little travel section at the store, has a squirt top and everything.
 
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Camy91

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Maybe just get some fake pee kit instead? Should include a heater and thermometer so you get temp right. But when I read THCCleans guide on synthetic urine I got a little worried about getting caught.. You may want to read this<--link>..
 
bravedave

bravedave

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I used some of my wifes stretchy but very firm panties. I could stick the bottle in back of my balls and literally jump around. I had a 20 minute drive to the test in a hot car and probably an hour of it heating total. Worked great!!! I practiced the removal and pour at home.
 
stnr420

stnr420

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mr.man said:
ok i need an answer iv come up with a solution on how to pass a drug test easyer than drinking water
if i have somone piss in a small bottle and squirt out the piss into the cup ill pass right? but i have to keep it warm so can i have him piss in it like 30 min from the test and keep the bottle in between my legs and under my balls to keep it warm?

and i tryed it with water and it sounds like im pissing so just give me tips on keeping it warm please
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I just did this 2 days ago. Get urself some adhesive toe warmers from amazon and an adhesive temp strip to check temp
 
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MileyWill

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I recently just took a pre-employment drug test for a new job . I was a little nervous about using someone else's pee but I didn't have much of a choice . Either that way or not get the job . I smoke a lot so I was very skeptical about using any detox drinks . I had an interview Friday and the next day Saturday I had to take the pre-employment drug test (did a bomb as* job with the interview). So I did alittle research for successful results using someone else's pee . I read about the condom , hand warmers , heating pad but I did none of those . I had my brother gf(super clean pee) pee in a cup , that I poured into a medicine bottle (regular size ) and then microwaved it for 10 seconds (not to hot) and checked the temp which read 101, immediately I put in in my bra under my boobs (I Have pretty big boobs) so it wasn't to hard to hide and there is plenty of body heat and coverage there. If you are worried about it showing through your shirt wear a long sleeve and put it between your under arm and boob. So I drove to the lab which was about 30 mins from my house . Before going in to take the test I used a 3 dot thermometer ( I think those are what is called or the plastic thermometer) and the temperature read 98 so I knew I was okay . (Temp has to be between 90-100, which isn't that difficult to maintain being that your body heat is keeping the pee around that temp. So I went to the lab , luckily I had no wait time to start the test . The lab tech taped the sink and put blue liquid in the toilet . She told me to put my bag in the room and I only had 4 mins and do not flush . So as soon as the door was closed I got the medicine bottle from my boob and poured it In to the cup that was given and the remaining in the toilet . The temp on the cup was perfect (I believe 98 I gave the tech the cup and the first thing she did was check the temp and I was good to go. I am currently waiting for results but I know as long as I pass the temp portion for the pee test then I am fine . Good luck . Don't be nervous like me . Just act natural . The things you have to do when you can't put the weed down lol .
 
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Kat D.

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MileyWill said:
I recently just took a pre-employment drug test for a new job . I was a little nervous about using someone else's pee but I didn't have much of a choice . Either that way or not get the job . I smoke a lot so I was very skeptical about using any detox drinks . I had an interview Friday and the next day Saturday I had to take the pre-employment drug test (did a bomb as* job with the interview). So I did alittle research for successful results using someone else's pee . I read about the condom , hand warmers , heating pad but I did none of those . I had my brother gf(super clean pee) pee in a cup , that I poured into a medicine bottle (regular size ) and then microwaved it for 10 seconds (not to hot) and checked the temp which read 101, immediately I put in in my bra under my boobs (I Have pretty big boobs) so it wasn't to hard to hide and there is plenty of body heat and coverage there. If you are worried about it showing through your shirt wear a long sleeve and put it between your under arm and boob. So I drove to the lab which was about 30 mins from my house . Before going in to take the test I used a 3 dot thermometer ( I think those are what is called or the plastic thermometer) and the temperature read 98 so I knew I was okay . (Temp has to be between 90-100, which isn't that difficult to maintain being that your body heat is keeping the pee around that temp. So I went to the lab , luckily I had no wait time to start the test . The lab tech taped the sink and put blue liquid in the toilet . She told me to put my bag in the room and I only had 4 mins and do not flush . So as soon as the door was closed I got the medicine bottle from my boob and poured it In to the cup that was given and the remaining in the toilet . The temp on the cup was perfect (I believe 98 I gave the tech the cup and the first thing she did was check the temp and I was good to go. I am currently waiting for results but I know as long as I pass the temp portion for the pee test then I am fine . Good luck . Don't be nervous like me . Just act natural . The things you have to do when you can't put the weed down lol .
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You say you put it in a medicine bottle to store it, what kind of medicine bottle did you use exactly? Sorry to sound weird or anything just curious cause I have to take a drug test tomorrow morning for the job I applied to and I just found out by a friend of mine that they do the drug test the same day as the interview which I was definitely not expecting so I gotta make sure I'm prepared for all of this tomorrow cause I really need this job.
 
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Kat D.

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Kat D. said:
You say you put it in a medicine bottle to store it, what kind of medicine bottle did you use exactly? Sorry to sound weird or anything just curious cause I have to take a drug test tomorrow morning for the job I applied to and I just found out by a friend of mine that they do the drug test the same day as the interview which I was definitely not expecting so I gotta make sure I'm prepared for all of this tomorrow cause I really need this job.
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Any tips or advice would be greatly appreciated but I just want to make sure that this all goes smoothly cause it'd be a very awkward situation to be caught up in.
 
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