Dr. Greenhorn
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it didn't work cause you worked out releasing more fat?? you gotta be kidding me right? please tell me this is a joke. clean cannibinoid free water in your bladder?? lmfao!!!
Passing A Test
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it didn't work cause you worked out releasing more fat?? you gotta be kidding me right? please tell me this is a joke. clean cannibinoid free water in your bladder?? lmfao!!!
klassifyme
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then why does it work for me every timeit didn't work cause you worked out releasing more fat?? you gotta be kidding me right? please tell me this is a joke. clean cannibinoid free water in your bladder?? lmfao!!!
klassifyme
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i was on probation from 96-2005 never tested dirty
Papa Raazi
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If its a drug test just explain to them how you've been smoking herb 
klassifyme
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putting dr in your name doesn't make you one
klassifyme
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thc is fat soluble, fat burned through exercise will release more stored thc into your waste ,get it
wyteberrywidow
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wtf did you do to be on probation for 9 years??/
Or was it parole? the longest i ever heard for probation was 5 years..Maybe different states have different ways of handling probation..
I dont know all the tech stuff but i do know i was on probation myself for 3 years and passed every piss test with just water.SO i vouch for the water part.
FootClan
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ok so the trick is to drink lots of water but NOT work out...oh ok that makes so much more sense lol.......sarcasim
FootClan
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it didn't work cause you worked out releasing more fat?? you gotta be kidding me right? please tell me this is a joke. clean cannibinoid free water in your bladder?? lmfao!!!
exactly what im talking about seems laughable really
FootClan
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for real huh 9 years damn you must have failed a few tests if you stayed on it for 9 years lol
wyteberrywidow
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Was this federal or state??
It must have been attempt murder or someting serious because 9 years probation should be about 3-6 years jail time.
Dr. Greenhorn
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Maybe cause you smoke bunk? And who the fuck said I'm a dr? Are you clueless or just plain retarted... Or both?
Dr. Greenhorn
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No shit Sherlock but what does drinking water before a test have to do with it? I think you're the one who doesn't get it.
brownbearclan
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There's only 3 ways I've ever seen work to pass piss tests, none of which is from trying to clean out or flush your system, it just doesn't work. The 3 that do are:
-Don't use your piss. Take a clean person's piss in with you discreetly. (Assuming they don't watch you piss.)
-Take in synthetic urine form a head shop. This shit works every time! (Again, assuming they don't watch you.)
-There's a nasty drink you can get form head shops that you chug down like an hour before your piss test and what it does is temporarily bind up all your toxins in your body so when you piss within a certain time frame no toxins will come out.
A few things that DO NOT work are, cleanses, teas, drinking Pectin, drinking tons of water, drinking bleach diluted in water, none of that shit works, don't even bother trying it.
Peace. =)
-Don't use your piss. Take a clean person's piss in with you discreetly. (Assuming they don't watch you piss.)
-Take in synthetic urine form a head shop. This shit works every time! (Again, assuming they don't watch you.)
-There's a nasty drink you can get form head shops that you chug down like an hour before your piss test and what it does is temporarily bind up all your toxins in your body so when you piss within a certain time frame no toxins will come out.
A few things that DO NOT work are, cleanses, teas, drinking Pectin, drinking tons of water, drinking bleach diluted in water, none of that shit works, don't even bother trying it.
Peace. =)
FootClan
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+ rep for you..only test i have pased was one where i drank a masking drink two hours ahead of time......
wyteberrywidow
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Now this is funny...
I have pure succes with just water.
the quick flush has something init that the lab test picks up and know that you are trying to flush your system
On probation they watch you piss everytime so that synthetic urine and someone elses is out the window.
I also know people who use golden seal pills and tea and that works everytime for them.
So please do the research before you go out saying shit like that.
wyteberrywidow
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Now what is cleanses??Isnt that a masking agent? a cleanse drink. I dont know but my piss went to the lab every 2 weeks for 3 years and not one urine was dirty.So i dont know what ya guys are talking about.
But hey believe what you want i know what worked and kept my ass out the rock.
But hey believe what you want i know what worked and kept my ass out the rock.
FootClan
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I guess the lession is do what keeps you out the rock.....sounds good to me....
wyteberrywidow
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Yeah i can agree on that one..lmao
The rock is what we call jail because you do nothing but be still like a rock until your time is uup or bailed out...
brownbearclan
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Between me and my wife we've lost and gained plenty of jobs using just about every method out there. I'm literally speaking from experience, is that enough research for you?
I never mentioned anything about a quick flush, flushes don't work, I was talking about a toxin binder.
I've never had to take a piss test for law enforcement, the only test they get is a taste test.
If plain water works for you then you either have one of the fastest metabolisms known to man or you aren't smoking real weed. Maybe the test your taking doesn't even test for weed.
Golden seal is yet another thing that DOES NOT WORK, your friends must have just gotten lucky. Plus I already mentioned cleansing teas don't work. If they did work for somebody they just got damn lucky.
Maybe YOU should do your own research instead of believing everything your friends tell you lol.
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