Nutes and Nugs
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So, there is no truth in your word?
patriotic american!
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earnest_voice
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Christians In Action didn't exactly stop it either.
MuyLocoNC
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Two religious whackadoodles. The one without the grenades wants to plink targets and read her book of fairy tales, while being left in peace. The other wants to kill many infidels and make her book of fairy tales, the ONLY book of fairy tales.
Plus the one with the good 'ol Stars and Stripes is somewhat fuckable. Whereas, I wouldn't fuck the other one's penis with Uncle Buck's vagina.
You're right, that was too easy.
greenlikemoney
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tightpockt
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Nobody else caught the irony of her holding a bible in one hand and a tool made for killing in the other? Is hypocrisy a prerequisite for being christian?
How about this guy...
How about this guy...
WORDZofWORDZCRAFT
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THERE ISN'T ANY IRONY IN HOLDING A GUN AND A BIBLE.
tightpockt
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I'm sure jesus would have definitely been armed to the hilt, waiting to stand his ground!
MuyLocoNC
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It's only a "tool for killing" if the possessor uses it for killing. It can also be a tool for knocking down cans from a distance or dispatching zombies if the need should arise. And since, as we all know, zombies are dead, it's not killing either.
I don't think there's anything in the bible prohibiting the ventilating of cans or paper targets, but I wouldn't actually know for sure. You may be right.
tightpockt
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My bad, I didn't realize gun and ammo manufacturers spent millions on R&D trying to maximize their tin can penetrating efficiency.
heckler73
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Zombies are people, too!
They have rights under the UN charter, I think.
WORDZofWORDZCRAFT
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The angel swung his sickle on the earth, gathered its grapes and threw them into the great winepress of God's wrath. They were trampled in the winepress outside the city, and blood flowed out of the press, rising as high as the horses' bridles for a distance of 1,600 stadia.
MuyLocoNC
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No one claimed they can't be used for killing, but you leapt to the claim of hypocrisy. Unless she's out there killing folk, none exists.
tightpockt
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What the fuck is a stadia? Listen pal, this here's 'murica we don't use no queer metric system!
tightpockt
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The only purpose of a gun is to kill. That's what they're designed for. The very first commandment is thou shalt not kill. You don't see a conflict there?
tightpockt
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I was trying to think why certain people seem love guns and to me it's almost like a sexual orientation or perversion or kink. I think they get off on the power and makes them less insecure. It's really not your fault, you were born that way and that's O.K.!!
If jesus came back tomorrow and said "lay down your weapons and live in peace" some people on this board would say "this here's amurica and if you don't like it you can get out! hippie faggot!"
If jesus came back tomorrow and said "lay down your weapons and live in peace" some people on this board would say "this here's amurica and if you don't like it you can get out! hippie faggot!"
MuyLocoNC
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Again, you got it wrong right out of the gate. Stop listening to the same ignorant, non gun owning zealots that UB parrots. Guns can have many purposes, only a gun grabbing mongoloid would suggest otherwise.
tightpockt
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lol..this should be good. what other purpose does a gun have besides killing?
DonAlejandroVega
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Pinworm
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I use my .45 to open beers - change the channel on the tv - turn out the lights. You name it. Guns are Gods* way of saying he loves us.
*does not exist
tightpockt
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If jesus were alive today he would be forgiving sinners 250 grains at a time!