Pee Test On Monday

so i took a pee test earlier in the week, and the lab lost it. it was perfect pee too. i took azo standards for two days, and drank a lot of water. after the test i smoked, and have been everyday since (tuesday-thursday). i havent smoked today though, and i was wondering what i can do over the weekend to clean out my system. im going to drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. i refuse to try drinking vinegar or bleach. any suggestions?

do you smoke daily? like in the last month. if not. then jsut drink a shit ton of water. and youll pass. exercise,sweat and hydrate hydrate hydrate.

yes everyday. maybe two or three times daily. i range from one to three grams daily. out of everything you can smoke out of, if that matters. lately its been a gram daily, if even that.

if you can find someone to pee for you, thats what id do. if you smoke daily it takes a couple weeks to get clean naturally. if can get some vale or other detox drink. that would be a good idea. most of them you drink and hour before the test. then pee twice and the next piss should be clean. good luck man

i always just have friends that dont smoke pee for me.. alot easier. and no worries

im a little sketched out about having people pee for me. for one, i dont know people that have clean pee, that would give it to me. haha. and im afraid i wont keep it warm enough, or it will spill on me? what kind of detox is vale? and how much do good detoxes run?

vale is just a brand of a detox supplement. there are tons of different ones. they run anywhere from 25-40 bucks. as for me, i have a buddy that pees for me the morning of the test. in a condom. i wrap it in hand warmers. and tape it to my inner thigh. when im in the bathroom poke the condom with a needle that is kept in my wallet. drain pee into piss cup. put condom in an extra ziplock baggie that was brought it with me. stuff in back pocket. takes about 20 secs. just as long as a normal pee would take. done it probably 10 times. but if ya dont got anyone to piss clean for ya, then its a different story. detox drinks are not 100% guaranteed. but are worth the shot if need be.

my friend said cranberry pills and water work. would that suffice?

yes they 'help' if you were an occasional smoker. but us daily tokers need a full body detox or time to get clean. GNC has detox drinks, thats the way to go. although ive never tried the cranberry pills maybe they will do. any one else got any advice on cranberry pills?????????

Don't know about cranberry pills. I would take some caffeine pills and a couple of multivitamins, the caffeine is a mild diuretic and drink a BUTT-LOAD of water! As much as you can take. Pee a few times before you go to the test. The vitamins will help to give your urine some color. It is no sure thing, but it may do the trick.

Most of those tests don't measure for the presence of cannabanoids, but for a certain level of the substance. If you can dilute your pee enough, it may not register.

Don't even think about drinking any vinegar, pickle-juice, BLEACH (are you f-ing kidding me!). Once when I was a young buck, I drank like 16 oz of pickle juice before a piss test. My dumbass brother told me that it would work! Needless to say...It didn't!

Good luck!

there was another thread here and someone said to drink a table spoon of bleach. i just wanted to put it out there that there's no way i will do that.

ive had three water bottles in about four hours. im going to get some cran juice and stop by gnc tomorrow. thank you guys.

one time I did like a gallon of grape fruit juice unsweetend and like 2-3 more gallons of water. I felt like shit your body isnt suppose to handle that type of flushing but it worked but you have to it in the 12 hour period before...

check out this link from Hightimes.com Using the Original Whizzinator & Quick Fix Combo means passing everytime!

i failed the test. they said my test showed long term use of marijuana. =[

azo standards do not work.

i'm a girl, but yes, it does suck.

SureGel, You take about two thirds of the box (get it in the jams section of store).... Take a spoonfull, drink with orange juice or kool-aid to get it down!!! dont puke, but the fruit pectin has worked for me three times in professional tests. and its only 3 bucks a box...

see girls have it so easy to cheat a pee test you should have been able to fake pee so easy.Guys have to take it out while the people stand over your shoulder and watch you pull your dick out and piss.graphic yes..dont ever drink bleach it will kill your liver and caffenine pills kill you kidney quickly.Have 2 firend who found that out and my girlk is a kidney transplant aptient twice now and thats a big no no on the list of kidney killers