PICTURE of YOURSELF THREAD

Carne Seca said:
The first time my twin got pregnant I was amazed. I grew up with her and I just couldn't fathom what she was going through. I spent a lot of time with my head on her belly listening to the baby. This is the same person I went frog hunting with and held snakes and horny toads. All of a sudden she was a girl. When we were at the hospital while she was giving birth, my mother kept walking up to me and asking how I felt. I didn't realize til years later she was relying on our bond as twins. Superstitious woman. LOL
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My brother ( 3 years younger) said, "I am really amazed at your ability to get pregnant." Lol, just a weird thing to say.
 
When I was a kid I had this cat that my Dad loved to mess with. One day she got a infected sliver in her paw, so My Dad decided to soak her paw in Epsom Salts.
So here's Dad semi sitting on the cats head, holding it's paw in the Epsom salts, the cat's back there chewing the shit out of Dads wallet and she finally gets off to the side and bites Dad right square in the ass. Dad screams like a school girl and lets go of the cat. The cat proceeds to climb up Dads back and jumped off his shoulder leaving bloody paw prints up his back. I thought I was gonna die laughing at Dad.
 
Ninjabowler said:
yur fine, it dont need a vet for a little cut. Omg, kinda reminds me of a disturbing story. My grandpas cat had kittens and he wasnt happy about it so he just whapped the kittens heads off a tree and tossed em in the garbage. I was scared for life lol. Its crazy how things have changed between his generation and mine. Were a bunch of sallys these days :):):)
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I've known people that tied them up in a gunny sack with some rocks and threw them in the river.
 
Ninjabowler said:
yur fine, it dont need a vet for a little cut. Omg, kinda reminds me of a disturbing story. My grandpas cat had kittens and he wasnt happy about it so he just whapped the kittens heads off a tree and tossed em in the garbage. I was scared for life lol. Its crazy how things have changed between his generation and mine. Were a bunch of sallys these days :):):)
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O.O


Wtf???

My grandad would kill squirrels that he trapped, but damn... kittens? If he lived in the country, he could of just let them live outside. Cats can fend for themselves pretty well.

Dang.. spay the thing if you don't want her to get pregnant.
 
This is probly TMI but my friends grandad made us hold the cats while he de nutted em. Oh farm life. Those cats actually took it pretty well all things considerd. Then he dropped the lil nutz in my whiskey and never told me about it....:spew:
 
The last person to hit on me was a 70 year old gay man at a church. I thought he was just a talkative old guy picking his fish dinner up at the church. He was sitting to my left waiting and I didn't realize the touch on my knee was anything but grandfatherly until he asked if I had a "partner":shock:
 
Ninjabowler said:
This is probly TMI but my friends grandad made us hold the cats while he de nutted em. Oh farm life. Those cats actually took it pretty well all things considerd. Then he dropped the lil nutz in my whiskey and never told me about it....:spew:
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I've done surgery at home before. Sorta.
 
kinetic said:
The last person to hit on me was a 70 year old gay man at a church. I thought he was just a talkative old guy picking his fish dinner up at the church. He was sitting to my left waiting and I didn't realize the touch on my knee was anything but grandfatherly until he asked if I had a "partner":shock:
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Baaahahahaa, thats gotta be uncomfotable for ya, thats strange though cause ive seen pics of ya and you dont look like you give off that vibe at all. :):):)
 
Rotfl well i guess man, id be moving to a different seat real fast lol i cant wait till im old and dont give a shit who i creep out. Ill just pawn everything off on being senile ;) .....oh, i thought you were my wife :):):)
 
Ninjabowler said:
Rotfl well i guess man, id be moving to a different seat real fast lol i cant wait till im old and dont give a shit who i creep out. Ill just pawn everything off on being senile ;) .....oh, i thought you were my wife :):):)
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I was at the the nursing home visiting my grandfather and my husband was there with me. Most of the people there had dementia or alzheimers.

This cute old lady prob in her 80's with the cutest smile kept trying to talk to my husband. She kept smiling at him and walking around him until one of the nurses was like, "he's married honey."

LOL.
 
kinetic said:
The previous 5 minute convo I was having with him certainly changed in perspective.
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LOL Going from clueless to clued-in can be a little disconcerting. I had a coworker that always managed to be at the front of the building when I rode up on my bike. I would use the gym facilities at the business which had showers. I showered and changed after biking to work. She was constantly there to greet me. We had a few conversations that centered around my keeping fit. Then one day she ran her hand up the back of my leg and cupped my butt cheek. Clarity and the realization of how stupid and clueless I had been hit me like a brick.

I discussed boundaries and she took it well. She knew I was gay. Crazy shit.
 
Carne Seca said:
LOL Going from clueless to clued-in can be a little disconcerting. I had a coworker that always managed to be at the front of the building when I rode up on my bike. I would use the gym facilities at the business which had showers. I showered and changed after biking to work. She was constantly there to greet me. We had a few conversations that centered around my keeping fit. Then one day she ran her hand up the back of my leg and cupped my butt cheek. Clarity and the realization of how stupid and clueless I had been hit me like a brick.

I discussed boundaries and she took it well. She knew I was gay. Crazy shit.
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She didn't care if you were gay. She just wanted to feel what all the other guys were raving about. Buns of steel!
 
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