.Pinworm.
Well-Known Member
Have you been a retard? Said some shit that got you spanked? Well you probably deserved it, but I am here to help you throug this difficult and troubling time.
First things first, you are going to want to have at the very minimum 2 browsers available for use. One to post, and 1-2 for keeping tabs.
I prefer Chromium, and Edge without any adblocker extensions. Adblocker apps seem to fuck up a smooth response. Xenforo, this sites software, is designed to handle only a certain few requests per poster at a time, so you can fool it into letting you through the discouragement, by simply finding the thread you wanna troll, lining up your login info with 2 diffy browsers, and signing them both in at the same time.
Then just use your secondary browser to find your next designated target...
This can take a couple tries to get the rhythym down, but once you gain access, DO NOT LOG BACK OUT. Sometimes it will give you a message like, "Unexpected database error occured." Try refreshing before you go through the entire login sequence again. When you are successful, you should be able to comment in the thread that you have broken into as much as you want, but will have to wait the dreaded 292 seconds between each post.
Once you have a comment prepared (I like to type what I am going to say on notepad, and then ctrl v & c) you will have to hover over the "Post" button, and just hammer that fucker until the deed is done.
"An unexpected error occured." In big red letters! Oooooh! You will see this alot. Do not pay any attention, because it is toally expected for us shit stirrers. Just keep mashing the post button until your glorious comment is presented for the entire board to see.
As far as posting any media, this can be tricky, but I have a couple pointers that can help. The youtube format is very simple:
Here is a standard youtube vid (this one is a Vandals song about mullets):
All you need to do is detach the video's ID at the end of the = sign in the addy. In this case it is: 9YKXHbnsShA
Now, use the Xenforo format for posting YT vids, it will always be the same:
Then copy and paste the video's ID into the format like this:
and voila... This will save time trying to get the buttons in your text box to line it up for you, which can be hit and miss depending on how many active users are posting at the time, and believe it or not, how many times you mash the button. .
Pics are a bit tougher. I still haven't figured out the format for pics, so I usually try a straight upload before gambling with the URL clicky and crossing my fingers that it will accept my request. For that, I am using tinypic, or imgur to upload one for me, and then roll the dice. If it doesn't pop up on the first couple tries, I will refresh the page by hitting back on the browser, and forward. The actual refresh button can sometimes wind you up booted, and you have to do the log-in sequence all over again.
Late nights, and early evenings seem to be the best time to get your rocks off. The busier the hours, the longer it takes for a comment, video, or pic to upload/post.
This is a work in progress, and I will update more when I get a chance.
I hope this thread doesn't bum big brother out, and that they can see the humor in it. If you buttholes don't want to have to put yourself through this much work to be an active part of your favorite pot community, don't be a fucking idiot, and get yourself slow-mo'd in the first place. Obey the rules, and do not disrespect the moderators, who volunteer here, and you should be golden!
If any of you other turtles have any other info you would like to share, toss it up in here! Even those on discourage deserve to be social ( as long as you don't take advantage )
Kindest and most personal regards,
-Pinny
First things first, you are going to want to have at the very minimum 2 browsers available for use. One to post, and 1-2 for keeping tabs.
I prefer Chromium, and Edge without any adblocker extensions. Adblocker apps seem to fuck up a smooth response. Xenforo, this sites software, is designed to handle only a certain few requests per poster at a time, so you can fool it into letting you through the discouragement, by simply finding the thread you wanna troll, lining up your login info with 2 diffy browsers, and signing them both in at the same time.
Then just use your secondary browser to find your next designated target...
This can take a couple tries to get the rhythym down, but once you gain access, DO NOT LOG BACK OUT. Sometimes it will give you a message like, "Unexpected database error occured." Try refreshing before you go through the entire login sequence again. When you are successful, you should be able to comment in the thread that you have broken into as much as you want, but will have to wait the dreaded 292 seconds between each post.
Once you have a comment prepared (I like to type what I am going to say on notepad, and then ctrl v & c) you will have to hover over the "Post" button, and just hammer that fucker until the deed is done.
"An unexpected error occured." In big red letters! Oooooh! You will see this alot. Do not pay any attention, because it is toally expected for us shit stirrers. Just keep mashing the post button until your glorious comment is presented for the entire board to see.
As far as posting any media, this can be tricky, but I have a couple pointers that can help. The youtube format is very simple:
Here is a standard youtube vid (this one is a Vandals song about mullets):
All you need to do is detach the video's ID at the end of the = sign in the addy. In this case it is: 9YKXHbnsShA
Now, use the Xenforo format for posting YT vids, it will always be the same:
Then copy and paste the video's ID into the format like this:
Pics are a bit tougher. I still haven't figured out the format for pics, so I usually try a straight upload before gambling with the URL clicky and crossing my fingers that it will accept my request. For that, I am using tinypic, or imgur to upload one for me, and then roll the dice. If it doesn't pop up on the first couple tries, I will refresh the page by hitting back on the browser, and forward. The actual refresh button can sometimes wind you up booted, and you have to do the log-in sequence all over again.
Late nights, and early evenings seem to be the best time to get your rocks off. The busier the hours, the longer it takes for a comment, video, or pic to upload/post.
This is a work in progress, and I will update more when I get a chance.
I hope this thread doesn't bum big brother out, and that they can see the humor in it. If you buttholes don't want to have to put yourself through this much work to be an active part of your favorite pot community, don't be a fucking idiot, and get yourself slow-mo'd in the first place. Obey the rules, and do not disrespect the moderators, who volunteer here, and you should be golden!
If any of you other turtles have any other info you would like to share, toss it up in here! Even those on discourage deserve to be social ( as long as you don't take advantage )
Kindest and most personal regards,
-Pinny
