piss test qustion help a fellow smoker out!

i have a qustion i stoped smoking about 6 mouths ago (looking for a good job) and i recently took a piss test and passed so when i got home i toked one up now the basterd lost my paper work and i gotta take another so my qustion is how long will it take to leave my system and if i drink alot of water will it help my test is probly in a week or so what should i do.

go to the legal edge section. It has alot of threads about piss tests.

How much did you smoke? If it wasn't much and only one time it will clear out pretty quickly. Smokig frequently causes metabolites to build up faster than you can clear them out. Hence why a daily smoker can test possible after a month, but an occasional smoker can pass a test in a week.

i only smoked a few good hits like 3 or 4 good hits first time in 6 months

Drink a decent amount of water (you don't really need to over do it considering the amount you smoked) and you can piss that out of your system in as little as two days. If not shorter...6 months is plenty of time for your body to purge THC. Just this little bit of THC can easily be gone quickly.

Ur golden, don't sweat it. I'm sweating balls right now b/c I've got a piss test tomorrow and I'm still popping on home tests after 30 days of no smoke. I got some human urine that I've kept in the fridge for a year in a sterile container, but am really nervous about trying to use it for my test. I've been a day on stay on smoker of medi grade bud for years and have no clue when this shits going to be out of my system.

I'm going to try and source some clean piss today, if I'm not successful I'm going to go the dilution route to buy me some time until I can get some clean samples to use.
I'll be sure to post on my results.

jolly8541 said:

Ur golden, don't sweat it. I'm sweating balls right now b/c I've got a piss test tomorrow and I'm still popping on home tests after 30 days of no smoke. I got some human urine that I've kept in the fridge for a year in a sterile container, but am really nervous about trying to use it for my test. I've been a day on stay on smoker of medi grade bud for years and have no clue when this shits going to be out of my system.

I'm going to try and source some clean piss today, if I'm not successful I'm going to go the dilution route to buy me some time until I can get some clean samples to use.
I'll be sure to post on my results.

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eh man there is a bottle drink u can buy, we got one from local pot type shop in liverpool city centre, ur probly american so ur sure to find some,, but if its to l8 to find a bottle which u drink 60 minuits before the test it gives ur kidneys a big flush so the piss u av one hour later will test negative !!!! after that back to normal levels,, it takes up to 3 months for a long term smoker to clear out his or her system, for someone who aint smoked for some time and as a toke it can take up to ten days to clear ur system, but lots of fluid excersize will quicken up the proccess !!!! my advice to any smoker who may be called upon to take a urine test is to have a bottle drink that cleans out ur kidneys for a clean sample, have one of these bottle handy at all times,, they cost about 25 pound in the uk !!!

if you are skinny, you will be fine after drinking plenty of water until the test. the metabolites are fat soluble (they store in fat) so if you are overweight it will stay in your system longer. I have personally passed piss tests (twice) 3 days after smoking a full bowl of good. I was in my 20's,160 lbs and almost no fat% and very active so all of those parameters help. do not use the masking agents (cleansing drinks) as quite a few labs have these dialed in and can be identified. synthetic urine can be bought at headshops now and comes with a little heater(because the temperature is the first thing they check). Just dump the heated synthetic urine into the cup and you're done. I used this to get my last job because my urine would have been green because i was so dirty. I know of at least ten people who have used the synthetic urine with success. guaranteed job = synthetic urine and no i don't work for the lab who makes it.

synthetic urine is sold in smokeshops. I have personally used this and it works. if you need details on what to do let me know

How did you "piss" it into the cup? You have one of those tools or was the guy not watching you?

i used the synthetic urine at a designated drug testing center. they CAN'T pat u down. important sidebar, if it is for a federal job or military then it's the ol' one hand on the wall with an extra set of eyes on your junk. they tell you to empty your pockets into a bin, give you a cup and you walk into the bathroom and close the door. the toilet water is blue and the water is shut off. I tape the little flask(already preheated before i even went in)to the inside of my thigh high up with electrical tape so it wouldn't crinckle or make any noise. I even wore a pair of boxer briefs and taped the bottom of the boxers on the side of the bottle in case the bottle slipped out of it's tape it would be caught in my skivies and not drop on the floor. went in the bathroom and twisted the bottle without untaping it and poured it into the cup and pissed in the toilet. walked out and she checked the temp right there, initial this, initial that, and your smokin a bowl 20 minutes later. electrical tape is the key and not too tight obviously. You should research the test center you are going to. go to a smoke shop and ask employees if they are aware of the process at the place you have to piss. That's how i knew exactly what i was walking into. I've done the military testing and if you are dirty, you're fucked. passed one of those twice 4 days after smoking. metabolism was off the charts though.

first of all it's illegal for someone to be in the room when you piss here in the US. the next thing that's right the less body fat you have the faster it's out of your system,there is a thc calulator that gives you and ideal more or less how long.I take a piss test once a month so I use the synthetic with the heater it's about50.00 online maybe cheaper in the smokeshops and last of all always wait until you walk into the door of the co before you smoke because things like this happens all tthe time I've seen companies do a drug screen and the day or before they ask you to take it again

3 months. How long can they wait?