Piss test tomorrow

Well of coarse I failed. FUCK!! Time to order up some synthetic now and pray they allow me to retest!!

Its Absolutley fucking retarded that MJ is treated like such a big bad terrible narcotic!! So fucking what if I burn a couple of bowls in the evening to relax and unwind and to help me get a good nights sleep! Doesn't automatically mean that I'm gong to be coming to work fucking high!!! People drink beer every night, or have themselves a night cap, does that automatically mean they're gong to be comi g to work drunk?! FUCK NO!!! So why should I be judged and not allowed a job that I am perfect for, and that the manager extremely wants me on his team, just because of what I do outside of work?!

This country is all fucked up! Thanks to the ignorant fuckheads and their political agenda of the Reefer Madness era, honest hard working, well qualified people get shafted!!

can't say I didn't call that one

Well I finally got the call, they're going to let me retest today. I told them I passed an at home test over the weekend and was confident I could pass now.

I got my Whizz Kit on Friday, and I'm just warming it up slightly now by leaving it in my grow cab for a bit before I open up the heating pad and strap it on.

Fingers crossed this works!

There's always a grift in the system

its always good to have a little kid lying around for these types of these situations. luckily for me my cousin(20) is a goody two shoes n lets me use his samples whenever i needed. i was confident to walk into my probation with devil red eyes and have a full conversation with my P.O LMAO. g shit though.

Well, got the temp perfect at 97 when I "pissed" into the cup so I'm confident I will pass with the synthetic. I should know by nex week, and I will post results

piss is supposed to be at 91 but they dont really check the temp like that. or don't care if its between 90-100 cuz you can just have hot pee sometimes.

valla con dios hermano

waiting on test results for my test from yesterday and had Q caps- online 25 + shipping. dude drinks and detox always work if used as directed. quite a couple of days before and drink water like crazy exercise and take detox systems before hand you should be good.

lack of creatine if you drink fuckloads of water, that's why they started adding creatine to the detox drink long ago.

Well apparently the first company I was applying for has a one year wait period after failing a drug test before you can re apply. I completely wasted my first batch of "Golden Shower" on the second test, great!

Well I had an interview with a similar company today, and have to go back to the same place for a 3rd time now to get tested. Maybe I'll get lucky and have a different person again like the last two times, but doubtful as its a small operation.
if they ask any questions I'll just say I got a better offer at this new company but have to test again. The lady's seemed to enjoy me the last couple times so it should be smooth sailing this time around.

Ive got my piss pouch all warmed up and strapped on again (hopefully for the last time!). Hopefully 3rd time is the charm!










(Commence posting "You're Fucked" GIFs lmao!!)

I was on probation for 3 years.

I failed the initial test given to all probatees and since I failed the first, I had to provide 6 clean specimens in my 3 year period, or back to jail.

I reported monthly so a week before the day I was supposed to report, i'd take 2 'Golden Seal Root' tablets every 4 hours and drink as much water as I could. I'd carry a gallon milk jug of water around with me, everywhere. And suck it down in a couple of hours. Then I'd refill it. I did'nt smoke anything, too.

The day of the visit I'd switch to drinking Gatorade to replenish all the stuff I was pissin out.

Musta worked, (and I smoke quite a bit by some peeps standards) cuz I passed every test, that I'm aware of. And I ain't in jail.

And my probation officer was a PRICK!!!!

While pissin he'd stand RIGHT next to me gazing at "Little Bob" to make sure I was actually pissing.

This was just before 'Tom Sizemore' and the "Whizzinator" fiasco.

dude i pass a test went home smoke till 24 hour before what i thought was another piss test. used quick caps as directed and drank a full throttle afterward. turns out its going to be a mouth swap. i brushed my teeth with that sucker and past.may god protect you all.

Noooooo. This is scary. I have to test for a job soon and I'm only about a week and a half off smoking. Of course I also don't smoke a quarter a week but still...waaaaah

RainbowBrite86 said:

Noooooo. This is scary. I have to test for a job soon and I'm only about a week and a half off smoking. Of course I also don't smoke a quarter a week but still...waaaaah

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Use your kids' piss.. Or you said none of your friends toke.. Just ask one of your good friends.

Hepheastus420 said:

Use your kids' piss.. Or you said none of your friends toke.. Just ask one of your good friends.

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You forgot to mention if she had any pets, might be hard to collect the piss though.

ZipDriveX said:

So tomorrow I have to go take a Labcorp pre employment drug test that I'm pretty sure I'm going to fail. I've been clean for a week now but I know it isn't enough since my wife and I usually smoke a quarter a week. I've been loading up on creatine the past couple of days and drinking ounces and ounces of water/gatoraid/crystal light for a couple days now as well as taking B vitamins to try and flush my system the best I can.

Im following this post (http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html) and praying it will help me pass but I still have my doubts.

Any last minute tricks/suggestions/experience? I start working for the car parts chain on Tuesday, think they'll fire me on the spot if I piss dirty even though I have 5+ years experience dealing with automotive parts? Pretty fucked up IMO if they do. It's non of their business what I do in my own free time!

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You need a friend that is clean. Have them piss and hold it in your mouth till you get to the urinal.

halfloaf said:

Would they care about alcohol if not get fuking pissed the night before?

I don't understand how they can force people to take these drug tests man you lot have no human rights over there.

I have never had a drug test would prob fail as i am shit at tests lol but i know some emloyers over here do them.

But yeh how the fuk should they tell you how to live your life outside your employment it is just communisum lol.

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It's the golden rule man.