Piss Tests

super2200

super2200

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not long at all, they say you can freeze but I have tried and it thaws out cloudy and weird looking like jizz, same if you just cool it. 2-3 days max, it will start reeking. I once had some for a couple of days and almost gagged when I openned the container in the bathroom. It looked like someone shot a load in it too. I brought it out and even the tech could barely hold his breath while putting the cap on the cup. It was still the correct temp and passed me. Pee tests to get jobs are the easy ones to pass, when someone is ordering you to take a pee test its usually monitored more
 
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crazyMIman

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well i need it because i got in some trouble
so now im being dropped every once in a while.
but do at home drug tests tell the tempature?
like could i pass with fake piss
 
super2200

super2200

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crazyMIman said:
well i need it because i got in some trouble
so now im being dropped every once in a while.
but do at home drug tests tell the tempature?
like could i pass with fake piss
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you always want to make sure to warm the pee to about 100f I think it is. They only allow for like a 10 degree fluctuation as they know its impossible not to be in certain range, home kits probably have a temp strip that is color coded I would think meaning if its not the right color on the strip its automatic failure and they dont even need it tested. Temperature will get you failed faster than the weed in the pee. You may want to look it up but I normally heat it up on defroster on the car on way to place, then it can cool down to body temp while sitting by my nutsack in by tighty whiteys.
 
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crazyMIman

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alright that helps alot
but the smell of the piss smells so damn bad
could i add water to it to make it smell a little less
remeber its a home test too
 
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GatorTops

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super2200 said:
you always want to make sure to warm the pee to about 100f I think it is. They only allow for like a 10 degree fluctuation as they know its impossible not to be in certain range, home kits probably have a temp strip that is color coded I would think meaning if its not the right color on the strip its automatic failure and they dont even need it tested. Temperature will get you failed faster than the weed in the pee. You may want to look it up but I normally heat it up on defroster on the car on way to place, then it can cool down to body temp while sitting by my nutsack in by tighty whiteys.
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No way man if your pee is not 96 or 98 for probation your flunked thats all no 10 degree window for probation you better not go in there with that thought of "If I am close it will pass" not going to fly with P.O trust me I know.
 
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GatorTops

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Do you have any money to buy a urinator the fake dik thing for 99.99 google it belive me it works and reusable well worth the money even give you fake urine.
 
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crazyMIman

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Alright its a home test. they aren't sending it in. the one who's testing me has no idea how to test except i piss in a cup and they put the lid on. if i add water to the piss which my friend provided, will i fail because i put water in the piss to make it smell less.

and yes i do grow
 
InThEwOoDs

InThEwOoDs

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Hey MIman, yours posts SCREAM that A. youre underage and B. youre getting tested by your rents.

Probation officers, temporary or not, KNOW how to give a piss test and where Im from, WATCH you take it. The state doent fuck around my man.

And they sure as fuck dont use "At Home Drug Tests" that you can buy at CVS.
 
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