Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

guy incognito

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,001

Winter Woman said:

5. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

Click to expand...

We do that in michigan too. In fact everyone I have ever talked to to across usa and canada also does this. Does anyone NOT measure distances in time?

 

S

Sleet

Active Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,002

Han Solo made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs.

 

Trousers

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,003

Louise Smith can suck my caulk.

 

curious old fart

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,004

Job Interview.....

Interviewer: What seems to be your greatest weakness?

Applicant: Honesty

Interviewer: Honesty? I don't think honesty is a weakness.

Applicant: I don't give a fuck what you think.



I seem to have this problem, too.


cof

 

guy incognito

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,005

curious old fart said:

I seem to have this problem, too.


cof

Click to expand...

Cancer?

one two three

 

Total Head

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,006

 

wormdrive66

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,007

...............

 

guy incognito

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,008

wormdrive66 said:

...............

Click to expand...

Is that thing real?

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,009

guy incognito said:

Is that thing real?

Click to expand...

That, fine Sir, is a Shartallion. cn

 

see4

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,010

guy incognito said:

Is that thing real?

Click to expand...

[video=youtube;AHf98EETcbk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHf98EETcbk[/video]


..............

 

G

gioua

Well-Known Member

• Mar 8, 2013

• #20,011

legalizeitcanada said:

• anybody notice that this song is really Baa Baa Black sheep with a beat.....music teacher 101....bringing back the oldies....take a listen! I believe when i was teaching it, there was a one note difference or something but pretty much all the same.​
  
  

Click to expand...

I would sing that tune to my DD to put her to sleep... miss those days..

 

srh88

Well-Known Member

• Mar 9, 2013

• #20,012

 

ANC

Well-Known Member

• Mar 9, 2013

• #20,013

[video=youtube;6evy_yokfog]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6evy_yokfog[/video]

 

MojoRison

Well-Known Member

• Mar 9, 2013

• #20,014

Punny Costumes

 

MojoRison

Well-Known Member

• Mar 9, 2013

• #20,015

 

Fungus Gnat

Well-Known Member

• Mar 9, 2013

• #20,016

 

VILEPLUME

Well-Known Member

• Mar 10, 2013

• #20,017

[youtube]Cpt5nX0eH8g[/youtube]

 

neosapien

Well-Known Member

• Mar 10, 2013

• #20,018

 

Total Head

Well-Known Member

• Mar 10, 2013

• #20,019

neosapien said:

Click to expand...

not only that, but the local churches have italian festivals every year and there is always a "pin the money on the mary" raffle. it's a statue of mary covered in money. i'm not even religious but that shit is pretty obnoxious for a church. the sight of it just looks so wrong.

 

dux

Well-Known Member

• Mar 10, 2013

• #20,020

Total Head said:

not only that, but the local churches have italian festivals every year and there is always a "pin the money on the mary" raffle. it's a statue of mary covered in money. i'm not even religious but that shit is pretty obnoxious for a church. the sight of it just looks so wrong.

Click to expand...

I have no religious background myself,I don't understand the Catholic religion at all..seems more of a money machine than a god connection!?!? Don't even get me started about all the little boy issues..