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curious old fart

curious old fart

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Male Logic... Flawless.......................


Woman: Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes


Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3


Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip


(This is where it gets scary !)


Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose


Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?
Man: Correct


Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man: Correct


Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?


Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No


Man: Where's your Ferrari?


:peace:
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curious old fart

curious old fart

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It seems that two alligators from the same hatch met after 30 years and were catching up on old times. One named Fred was a 10 footer and the other, Big Al was a 14 footer. Fred asked Al how he got so big to which Big Al said, it's from eating politicians. Fred said that that was what he ate too. Big Al asked him how he ate them, which Fred replied that he snuck up on them and slapped the shit out of them and gobbled the down. Big Al said, that's your problem. When you slap shit out of a politician, there's nothing left.

:peace:
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