LOL this actually happened to me. My mom's contractor/general handyman was looking under her car one summer and I went out to get the mail (car was parked next to mailbox) He had these weird looking purple nuts hanging out of his shorts. (I mean it was a hot day so they were kind of bagging out of his pant leg) He was trying to carry on polite conversation from under the car.
YOu'd think he'd feel the breeze or something. When he asked me to hand him his tool, I booked it in the house. True story tho (except the tool joke)