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CrackerJax

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We've been posting pics and good vibes in the "show me ur photo" thread, and this guy comes in ranting about feral cats and calling names at a contributor.

Shuffle off Troll..... silence is golden.
 

hardroc

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The wife bitched me out last night, for walking through the house with my boots on again. So I decided to jump on the bike and go for a quick spin, to cool down...



Boy, that pissed her off even more!!
 

hardroc

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The lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was quite surprised when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, “I wanna watch.”
 

hardroc

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Although NOT approved by the C.M.A. or Ohip, everyone who has tried this remedy had only good reaction to the results!

If you suffer from


Migraines- - - - - - try this



You can also hear the ocean!
 

hardroc

New Member
Early Dismissal

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do.. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the
questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would
keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"
 
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