I've gotten up earlier to shoot dumber animals though.
Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
- Thread starter Big P
- Start date
RetiredToker76
Well-Known Member
1996 Introduction to Media and Broadcasting Class
Professor: "Radio bla bla bla, TV, bla bla bla, print bla bla bla."
Me having just purchased a very expensive early release 56k modem: "What about the internet? Some day I'll be watching the news and listening to music on the web."
Professor: <laughs>"That toy will never go anywhere."
Me: <changes major to music>
5 years later I'm watching the twin towers fall over an ISDN bundle at work, 4 years after that I sell my first music loop on the internet. Now I have 10 music/loop sales sites, 5 porn sales sites, record 4&6k video specifically for internet streaming, and have two video editing service sites. I upload all my work while watching 4k streaming movies in my living room over my Gig-E wifi. It all got so automated that I got bored and took a job playing with medical marijuana.
In short, "Everyone is ignorant, only on different subjects." -Will Rogers
greg nr
Well-Known Member
If you look up the LDL50 (lethal dosage level that would kill 50% of test subjects) of water, it is about 90 gms/kg of body weight. About 6-8 liters for a normal adult. It far exceeds the LDL50 of caffeine suspended in even very strong coffee. You would die of water poisoning long before caffeine poisoning by drinking coffee.
Ergo, coffee is a safer product than water.
rkymtnman
Well-Known Member
i'm sure you've heard of those contests where you can win an Xbox if you chug the most water and then they die from it.
RetiredToker76
Well-Known Member
Man Darkweb, you do NOT want to know how much Dihydrogen Monoxide your weed takes up. Becky would cry if she were still with us.
DarkWeb
Well-Known Member
RetiredToker76
Well-Known Member
Must have been the dihydrogen monoxide in the flowers.
shrxhky420
Well-Known Member
Facts About Dihydrogen Monoxide
Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division provides an international clearinghouse for information on Dihydrogen Monoxide including current research results, governmental regulations, and exposure and contamination alerts. Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) can be dangerous to humans. Dihydrogen Monoxide...
www.dhmo.org
SH420
Chunky Stool
Well-Known Member
Sir Napsalot
Well-Known Member
I sawed the wooden spoon my mom used to spank me with halfway through with a serrated steak knife and the next time she used it on me, it broke and hit her in the eye
