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Winter Woman

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Don't know if this is real or not but it sounds spot on to me.

This person is PISSED!!!! Wish I was the one that sent this to the beloved Senator!!!! There isn't a word
that is false and I am believing that many Americans are beginning to think along these same lines......
Wally

Subject: Senator lan (Alan) Simpson Calls Seniors 'Greediest Generation'...


From a man in Montana ....who - like the rest of us - has just about had enough

Hey Alan,

Let’s get a few things straight…

1. As a career politician, you have been on the public dole for FIFTY YEARS…

2. I h ave been paying Social Security taxes for 48 YEARS (since I was 15 years old. I am now 63)…

3. My Social Security payments, and those of millions of other Americans, were safely tucked away in an interest bearing account for decades until you political pukes

decided to raid the account and give OUR money to a bunch of zero ambition losers in return for votes, thus bankrupting the system and turning Social Security into a
Ponzi scheme that would have made Bernie Madoff proud…

4. Recently, just like Lucy & Charlie Brown, you and your ilk pulled the proverbial football away from millions of American seniors nearing retirement and moved the
goalposts for full retirement from age 65 to age 67. NOW, you and your shill commission is proposing to move the goalposts YET AGAIN…

5. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying into Medicare from Day One, and now you morons propose to change the rules of the game.
Why? Because you idiots mismanaged other parts of the economy to such an extent that you need to steal money from Medicare to pay the bills…

6. I, and millions of other Americans, have been paying income taxes our entire lives, and now you propose to increase our taxes yet again.
Why? Because you incompetent bastards spent our money so profligately that you just kept on spending even after you ran out of money.
Now, you come to the American taxpayers and say you need more to pay of YOUR debt…



To add insult to injury, you label us “greedy” for calling “bullshit” on your incompetence. Well, Captain Bullshit, I have a few questions for YOU…

1. How much money have you earned from the American taxpayers during your pathetic 50-year political career?

2. At what age did you retire from your pathetic political career, and how much are you receiving in annual retirement benefits from the American taxpayers?

3. How much do you pay for YOUR government provided health insurance?

4. What cuts in YOUR retirement and healthcare benefits are you proposing in your disgusting deficit reduction proposal, or, as usual, have you exempted yourself and your political cronies?

&n bsp; It is you, Captain Bullshit, and your political co-conspirators who are “greedy”. It is you and they who have bankrupted America and stolen the American dream

f rom millions of loyal, patriotic taxpayers. And for what? Votes. That’s right, sir.
You and yours have bankrupted America for the sole purpose of advancing your pathetic political careers.
You know it, we know it, and you know that we know it.

And you can take that to the bank, you miserable son of a bitch.
 

Winter Woman

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I didn't know this and thought it was interesting

From 1558 until 1829, Roman Catholics in England were not permitted
to practice their faith openly.
Someone during that era wrote this carol as a catechism song for young Catholics.
It has two levels of meaning: the surface meaning plus a hidden meaning known only to
members of their church.
Each element in the carol has a code word for a religious reality which the children could remember.

-The partridge in a pear tree was Jesus Christ.
-Two turtle doves were the Old and New Testaments.
-Three French hens stood for faith, hope and love.
-The four calling birds were the four gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke & John.
-The five golden rings recalled the Torah or Law, the first five books of the Old Testament.
-The six geese a-laying stood for the six days of creation.
-Seven swans a-swimming represented the sevenfold gifts of the Holy Spirit--Prophesy, Serving, Teaching, Exhortation, Contribution, Leadership, and Mercy.
-The eight maids a-milking were the eight beatitudes.
-Nine ladies dancing were the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit--Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, Faithfulness, Gentleness, and Self Control.
-The ten lords a-leaping were the ten commandments.
-The eleven pipers piping stood for the eleven faithful disciples.
-The twelve drummers drumming symbolized the twelve points of belief in the Apostles' Creed.
Merry (Twelve Days of) Christmas Everyone
 

DaBong

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A duck hunter was on his way home after a very successful hunt when he was pulled over by the game warden.

The game warden asked the man to get out and they walked to the bed of his pick-up truck where there were numerous dead ducks.

The game warden picks up the closest duck to him and sticks his finger up the ducks ass then sniffs his finger and says "that is a Mississippi duck, you got a license to hunt duck in Mississippi boy?". Shocked at the game wardens ability to determine this he tells the game warden he does and shows it to him.

The game warden walks to the other side of the truck and picks up another duck and sticks his finger up the ducks ass and sniffs his finger once again and says "that is a Louisiana duck, you got a license to hunt duck in Louisiana boy?". The man tells the game warden he does and after a moment looking for it shows it to him.

The game warden then climbs into the bed of the pick-up truck and goes all the way to the back and picks up a duck and sticks his finger up the ducks ass and sniffs his finger yet again and says "that is a Texas duck, you got a license to hunt duck in Texas boy?". The man a little annoyed at this point tells the game warden he does and shows it to him.

The game warden is aggravated that he is unable to issue a ticket looks at the man and says " boy where the hell are you from to have all these licenses?"

The man leans forward and sticks his finger up his ass and extends it toward the game warden and says "here why don't you tell me"
 

Winter Woman

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BEAUTIFUL!
To watch the fountain, click on the link below, but…..

When it starts, click the "full screen button" at the bottom right of the "small screen" next to the "speaker/sound button".
Then, just let it run. Do NOT click on the word NEXT in the upper right of the picture square.

Be patient and wait for the fountain to do its thing, and listen to the gorgeous duet performed by Andre Bocelli and Sarah Brightman

http://www.wimp.com/dubaifountain/

The Dubai Fountain is a record-setting choreographed fountain system set on the 30- acre man-made Burj Khalifa Lake, at the center of the Downtown Dubai development in Dubai, United Arab Emirates. It was designed by WET Design, the California-based company responsible for the fountains at the Bellagio Hotel Lake in Las Vegas. Illuminated by 6,600 lights and 25 colored projectors, it is 275 m (902 ft) long and shoots water 150 m (490 ft) into the air, accompanied by a range of classical to contemporary Arabic and world music.[1] It was built at a cost of AED 800 million (USD 218 million).[2]


 

woodsmaneh!

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Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat Obama gunna brang us our stimlus checks.
All of da family, was layin' on da flo',
my sister wif her gurlfriend, my brother wif some ho.
Ashtrays was all full, empty beer cans and all
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, must be da law".
I pulled the sheet off da window and what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Lawd look 'a dat!"
Dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by eight big-ass rats.
Now ovah da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Biden, On Jessie, On Pelosi and Hillary Who,
On Fannie, On Freddie, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too.
Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street,
I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sheet?
Dat Santy didn't need no chimley, he picked da lock on my do',
an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befo!"
He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck?
Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun' my neck.
But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windo' he flew,
I sho' woulda shanked him, but he snagged my blade too!
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, da democrat sonofabitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit!

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woodsmaneh!

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[FONT=&quot]At the Senior Citizens Center they had a quiz the other day. I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Africa .

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One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

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I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name

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My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night. Wouldn't you know it! She sucks at snooker & eight-ball too!

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There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.

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You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

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A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin.

I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."

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Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 f.....g Muslims have added me as a friend!!

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Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard”

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The FBI has discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives. Apparently prophets are going through the roof !!

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The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help with the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the end of our driveway.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
 
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