[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]A FINE EXPLANATION!!!
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]making love to a very attractive young woman.
She was somewhat upset. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'You are a disrespectful pig'!, [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]she cried. [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away'! [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif](I think she's Australian)
And the husband replied,[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened'.
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'Fine,go ahead', [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]she sobbed,[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'but they'll be the last words you'll say to me'! [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]And the husband began --
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] for three days!
So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] Since she needed a good clean up, I suggested a shower and while she was [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight.
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] at work has a pair the same'.
The husband took a quick breath and continued - [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif] 'Please, sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use'?[/FONT]
