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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches,

"Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out....

"Holy shit! My girlfriend's gone, too!!
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Look at what happened from 1998 until 2008. In just ten years it has grown and grown.Watch the pieces come together as they are sent up from Earth. This is the International Space Station (ISS) Assembly diagram, piece by piece.I had no idea the Space Station had grown to this size.This is really cool.....

[video]http://i.usatoday.net/tech/graphics/iss_timeline/flash.htm[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighbourhood late at
night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.

The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the
bar, turns to the second mouse and says:

"When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with
my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench
press it 100 times."

The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each
paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the
other mice and replies:

"Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home with me. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee
so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The
third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have
time for this bullshit.

I gotta go home and fuck the cat." .................
 
unorthodox

unorthodox

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this is a great one

[video=youtube;vG0_05Udm2U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG0_05Udm2U&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 
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StonedPony

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Roy Oberson eat your heart out.


[video]http://www.vidmax.com/video/58962/Half_Man_Half_Zombie_Sings_Along_to_Pretty_Woman/[/video]
 
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