Laugh... So you have problems with authority I guess. Because you may have all the right to eat that donut on your front step, but the stupid cop yelling at you to stop just happens to know they just arrested a donut cook for jerking off into the mix. Laugh..
If someone tells you with authority to do something, before following through with the knee jerk reaction of fuck them, I can do what ever the fuck I want. You may just want to pause for a second & think it through. You may not have all the information required to make a decision.
Or you just like cum donuts.. either way I guess