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Winter Woman

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Four old Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square .

The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him

'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him

'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says

'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him

'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"


She proudly replies,
I have a daughter,



SLIM & TALL

40 D Breasts

24" WAIST and

34" HIPS

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When she walks into a room, people say,

“ Oh MY God”

 

Winter Woman

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dub step Christmas house

[video=youtube;EKoxLxzWNOk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=EKoxLxzWNOk#![/video]
 

Winter Woman

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Random Awesome People. Incredible do yourself a favor and watch this one (the good stuff is after the scenic shots)

[video=youtube;EEu42L0ufBY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEu42L0ufBY&lr=1[/video]
 

Winter Woman

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Girl does Adele Rolling in the Deep she'll be a star.

[video=youtube;a7UFm6ErMPU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=a7UFm6ErMPU#![/video]
 

Dirty Harry

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[FONT=&quot]An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blistery day.

The daughter said to her mother,

'My hands are freezing cold.'


The mother replied,
'Put them between your legs and your body heat will warm them up.'

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.


The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,

'My hands are freezing cold.'


The girl replied,

'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.'

He did and warmed his hands.



The following day the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, 'My nose is cold.'

The girl replied

'Put it between my legs, the warmth of my body will warm it up.'

He did and warmed his nose.



The day after the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter, and he said,

'My penis is frozen solid.'





The next day, the daughter was driving in the buggy with her mother again,
And she asks,

'Have you ever heard of a penis?'

Concerned the mother said,

'Why yes..... Why do you ask?'

The daughter replies,


'They make one hell of a mess when they defrost, don't they!!!'



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