gopherbuddah
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One of the all time greatest.ahhh... Bloom County ::sniffle:: How I miss thee.
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Winter Woman
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Democratic Dream Team
I'm Barney Frank and I approved this message
I'm Barney Frank and I approved this message
thump easy
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i dont know if i could crack a smile if a man held my weiner..
Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;ta-pR03OpYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-pR03OpYs[/video]
cannabineer
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Ooohhh that sucks ... ~giggle~ cn
woodsmaneh!
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Fundamental truths are easy to recognize because they are verified daily through simple observation and thus, require no testing.
The best line I ever heard was when this young Muslim kid was being reprimanded for the last time before being fired.
Predictably, the Muslim youth said to the shop foreman, "You're firing me because I'm Muslim!"
The boss said: "No, we had to hire you because you were Muslim. We're firing you because you’re fucking useless!
The best line I ever heard was when this young Muslim kid was being reprimanded for the last time before being fired.
Predictably, the Muslim youth said to the shop foreman, "You're firing me because I'm Muslim!"
The boss said: "No, we had to hire you because you were Muslim. We're firing you because you’re fucking useless!
woodsmaneh!
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VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES
1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
12 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
3 - Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
4 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
5 - Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
6 - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
7 - Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
8 - Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
9 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
10 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
11 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
12 - Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
gopherbuddah
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I had no idea the klu klux klan had a beauty pagent
gopherbuddah
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From the, you don't see this shit everyday department...
NEW SOUTH WALES (KTLA) -- A seven-year-old Australian girl was left with scratches and bruises on her face, back and arms after she was attacked by a kangaroo on New Year's Day.
NEW SOUTH WALES (KTLA) -- A seven-year-old Australian girl was left with scratches and bruises on her face, back and arms after she was attacked by a kangaroo on New Year's Day.
Winter Woman
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Holy Shite! When I go to FLA I better have a BIG gun. Arrested at least 120 times and he is out on the streets!?! WTF!
Dirty Harry
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The pic "Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours"...Looking at those in the picture, all I can say is OK. That seems fair to me.
eye exaggerate
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...point the gun at him and say "this way mister, the mother-in-law's house is over here - couch is in the den"
curious old fart
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The cartoons are getting better and better.
Leave it to some old guy to come up with this poster
cof
Leave it to some old guy to come up with this poster
cof
RyanTheRhino
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[video=youtube;BR6DaBawsZI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BR6DaBawsZI[/video]
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
...and "Tommy Faye" ...