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CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Jesus' specialty was crucifixion crosses. They say he built the very best ones. It was his last "improved" model which did him in. The design was so radical that the Romans threatened to cancel his work contract. In the end, being the perfectionist carpenter he was, Jesus put himself up on the "new" cross just to prove how good it really was. The Romans were impressed, but had already hired someone else. So they left him up there as an example to the other contractors.
 
anhedonia

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LOL!! Dr. steve brule cracks me up every time. That part when she asks for a purple spatula and he picks up the bananas and says theyre all yellowLLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLL!!!!
 
Big P

Big P

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CrackerJax said:
Jesus' specialty was crucifixion crosses. They say he built the very best ones. It was his last "improved" model which did him in. The design was so radical that the Romans threatened to cancel his work contract. In the end, being the perfectionist carpenter he was, Jesus put himself up on the "new" cross just to prove how good it really was. The Romans were impressed, but had already hired someone else. So they left him up there as an example to the other contractors.
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holy shit that makes perfect sense,


what if jesus did build the crosses for the romans, maybe thats why, he could afford to chill with that hooker all the time?


this fucker was getting rich off of government war contracts!!!!!:cuss:



Caeser lied people died!!!!!:cuss:











sorry one of my favorites:bigjoint::bigjoint::bigjoint:


you see that kid jammin up there:bigjoint: hes gettin diggity down:bigjoint:
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Remember that famous "historical" quote :mrgreen:

"Render onto Caesar that which is Caesars".

Jesus was getting flak for making his money form working for the Romans....building crosses no less. In response Jesus was saying basically... "hey, a guy's gotta eat".
 
Big P

Big P

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what if it turned out that jesus was really a gurl?


would you guys try to have sex with her or would that be a no no?



man imagine if you were dating jesus the gurl and then cheated on her

man would she fuck you up:-P



holy shit, my insane mind is wandering but you know how they have nun porn for guys, what if they had jesus porn for gay guys:shock:



dont worry I aint even gonna try to look that up:shock::shock:



holy shit another thought. I wonder how many christian women who really love jessus might have rubbed one out to jessus like thinking about him hittin it:shock:



then again i have never rubbed one out thinking about Mary sooooo hmmmmm


i also wanna know what believers say about jesus and nocturnal emissions, you know "wet dreams",


like i know I guess jessus wasnt allowed to have sex but wouldnt he still get wet dreams?

i mean the guy had a penis right? or did jesus even have a penis!!!:shock:


and if not how the hell could he be god then if he didnt even have a penis:shock:





things to ponder let us smoke a whilebongsmilie
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Big P said:
what if it turned out that jesus was really a gurl?


would you guys try to have sex with her or would that be a no no?



man imagine if you were dating jesus the gurl and then cheated on her

man would she fuck you up:-P



holy shit, my insane mind is wandering but you know how they have nun porn for guys, what if they had jesus porn for gay guys:shock:



dont worry I aint even gonna try to look that up:shock::shock:



holy shit another thought. I wonder how many christian women who really love jessus might have rubbed one out to jessus like thinking about him hittin it:shock:



then again i have never rubbed one out thinking about Mary sooooo hmmmmm


i also wanna know what believers say about jesus and nocturnal emissions, you know "wet dreams",


like i know I guess jessus wasnt allowed to have sex but wouldnt he still get wet dreams?

i mean the guy had a penis right? or did jesus even have a penis!!!:shock:


and if not how the hell could he be god then if he didnt even have a penis:shock:





things to ponder let us smoke a whilebongsmilie
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IDK if jesus woould of had baby batter. If anything he could probably make a newborn come out of his urethra.
 
CrackerJax

CrackerJax

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Don't u guys use a porn mirror when viewing these threads? That's what I do....

It's easy, just cut out a little unisex suit out of paper and tape it on a mirror of the appropriate size relative to the paper suit. Then you can look at the reflection in the mirror and if there is anything disturbing, it is covered up by the paper suit.

That's what I do......
 
Big P

Big P

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CrackerJax said:
Don't u guys use a porn mirror when viewing these threads? That's what I do....

It's easy, just cut out a little unisex suit out of paper and tape it on a mirror of the appropriate size relative to the paper suit. Then you can look at the reflection in the mirror and if there is anything disturbing, it is covered up by the paper suit.

That's what I do......
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bigtomatofarmer

bigtomatofarmer

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CrackerJax said:
Remember that famous "historical" quote :mrgreen:

"Render onto Caesar that which is Caesars".

Jesus was getting flak for making his money form working for the Romans....building crosses no less. In response Jesus was saying basically... "hey, a guy's gotta eat".
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Says the guy who doesnt even believe Jesus existed. Geeze dude get over it, everybody cant be like you ;-)

And Peter Parker, everytime you post in here I laugh at your Avatar :lol:
 
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