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guy incognito

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as a resident of mass, i am compelled to point out that khakis and cah keys are not pronounced the same at all. i got into a verbal scuffle with some outsider on another website over this same post. tryin'a tell me how i talk n shit.
To point out the obvious here, you are probably mispronouncing khakis.
 

Total Head

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To point out the obvious here, you are probably mispronouncing khakis.
it won't let me post it but i pronounce "khaki" the way the voice on dictionary.com pronounces it. a like apple.

cah is pronounced a like aardvark (or car, i guess). no one in mass says the word cah with an a like apple unless they are a horrible actor in a shitty movie. i blame hollywood for this. most outsiders have only heard the accent in the context of an awful movie and the butchery must stop.

don't even get me started on what's wrong with the parking in harvard yard nonsense...
 

slowbus

New Member
it won't let me post it but i pronounce "khaki" the way the voice on dictionary.com pronounces it. a like apple.

cah is pronounced a like aardvark (or car, i guess). no one in mass says the word cah with an a like apple unless they are a horrible actor in a shitty movie. i blame hollywood for this. most outsiders have only heard the accent in the context of an awful movie and the butchery must stop.

don't even get me started on what's wrong with the parking in harvard yard nonsense...

without getting to technical,it was pretty funny,for us ignorant outsiders.
 

Winter Woman

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lmao, I think I believe this.

[video=youtube;aP3gzee1cps]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aP3gzee1cps[/video]
 

slowbus

New Member
lmao, I think I believe this.

[video=youtube;aP3gzee1cps]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aP3gzee1cps[/video]


HOLY FAWK !!!! that just tripped my dog out.She came fuking running out of the other room barking.What a trip.Made my night(how pathetic)
 

curious old fart

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If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous
erudite scientist and humorist who once said: "I woke up one morning,

andall of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."
His mind sees things differently than most of us do.

Here are some of his gems:

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, But she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

******
:peace:
cof
 

Winter Woman

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[video=youtube;3OiCYNDNV9k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OiCYNDNV9k&feature=player_embedded#![/video]

I think... You need to find out for yourself
 
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