Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch/rum and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. The End.
The new nail gun, made by Dewalt can drive a 16D nail through a 2 X
4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and
build a fence.
Just get the wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back
and relax with
a cold drink. When she has the board in the right place just fire
away.... With the
hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of
reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new Dewalt Rapid fire nail gun,
the wife